LifeFuel is the god of the Old Testament a friend to incels who will kill Chad for mocking us?

[Sheogorath]

I was remembering this one interesting story. These young boys were making fun of Elisha for being bald (clearly a greycel) and so god sends 2 she-bears to kill all forty-two of them.

Looking at this painting based on that bible story, I can't hep but think this was 5 chads leading the charge so they were killed first and the other 37 were just normy followers.

Also what are odds that god allowed Elisha to ascend with one of the two she-bears after they finished murdering the children?

Volcel if you wouldn't ascend with a she-bear.

 

[Llama]

Why do you have berenstain bears pornography stop masterbation read bible

 

[MountainGorilla]

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I was remembering this one interesting story. These young boys were making fun of Elisha for being bald (clearly a greycel) and so god sends 2 she-bears to kill all forty-two of them.

Looking at this painting based on that bible story, I can't hep but think this was 5 chads leading the charge so they were killed first and the other 37 were just normy followers.

Also what are odds that god allowed Elisha to ascend with one of the two she-bears after they finished murdering the children?

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Volcel if you wouldn't ascend with a she-bear.

This is the story they won't tell you in the bible

 

[Dionysus]

Why do you have berenstain bears pornography

you dont have any?

 

[Deleted member 19971]

What the fuck are those last two images OP.

 

[Llama]

you dont have any?

No just pictures of your mom

 

[Dionysus]

No just pictures of your mom

cope

 

[Personalityinkwell]

No just pictures of your mom

based

 

[Deleted member 21768]

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Volcel if you wouldn't ascend with a she-bear.

So you mean ascend with Michael Obama, as the very moment I saw Michael Obama, I thought it looked exactly like that bear.

 

[Llama]

cope

 

[Dformedcreature]

It's like the zodiac (pbuh) said, the people you go ER in become your slaves in paradice

 

[Sheogorath]

Why do you have berenstain bears pornography stop masterbation read bible

I literally made this thread because I read the bible more than most.

Also what I posted are merely lewds.

Also I don't "have" the porn so much as know where to get it whenever I need it.

What the fuck are those last two images OP.

You not remembering the 40-episode cartoon adaptation in 2003 of the Berenstain Bears books is how I know you're not an oldcel.

Very high.

Spoiler: damn now I'm jealous of Elisha

they never said the she-bears were mama bears, come to think of it

 

[JestER]

Your autism never ceases to amaze me, OP.

t. an autist

 

[Deleted member 19236]

tbh(last sentence)

What the fuck are those last two images OP.

God sent them to help Elisha, the she-bears killed the bullies and maybe there was a happy ending between them and Elisha

 

[Deleted member 19971]

God sent them to help Elisha, the she-bears killed the bullies and maybe there was a happy ending between them and Elisha

Yes I understood that but... Just why ?

 

[Sheogorath]

maybe there was a happy ending between them and Elisha

I would worship any god who gives me she-bears to creampie inside and kill my enemies

 

[Transcended Trucel]

What the fuck are those last two images OP.

OP constantly posts weird shit from hentai and chidlren shows.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

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I would worship any god who gives me she-bears to creampie inside and kill my enemies

Literal furry degeneracy.

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

furry porn thread?

 

[Deleted member 19236]

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I would worship any god who gives me she-bears to creampie inside and kill my enemies

Based
Liking women is zoophilia anyways, since they are animals

 

[Sheogorath]

OP constantly posts weird shit from hentai and chidlren shows.

Even if you were five when you watched this in 2003 you would be 22 now.

What you have to face is that lots of "children's show" characters had attractive female characters in them and you were either attracted to them or gay.

I post because they are mainstream/known. If you just want random cute bear girl examples of god helping Elisha ascend with his she-bear avengers I can give that too:

Spoiler: enjoy NSFW fren

 

[PPEcel]

Fucking degenerate what the fuck is with the bear shit

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Fucking degenerate what the fuck is with the bear shit

many incels end up with degenerate fetishes due to coomerdom and neetdom. All day spent fapping. Vanilla gets boring, so they go deeper and deeper into all types of taboo/degenerate fetishes.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

What the fuck are those last two images OP.

OP with the furry agenda

 

[Deleted member 26140]

Volcel if you wouldn't ascend with a she-bear.

 

[Sheogorath]

many incels end up with degenerate fetishes due to coomerdom and neetdom.
All day spent fapping.
Vanilla gets boring, so they go deeper and deeper into all types of taboo/degenerate fetishes.

TBH it's not even time spent fapping, it's time spent looking at lewds hoping to get stiff enough for a fap and usually failing.

But then you have a nightmare about your jaw becoming detached and for some reason that causes you to wake with a boner.

Biology makes no sense.