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Discussion Is serving on a submarine probably the most incel position in a navy?

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Will ping @Incel_Because_Short and @youngcel39 because they are active duty in the Canadian Navy and the U.S. Navy respectively, AFAIK.

But I see a lot of Royal Navy recruitment ads on Facebook. Like half a dozen per day, mostly to do with the submarine service. I think they are having trouble recruiting submariners.

I think it has to do with the fact that being on a submarine is plain miserable. Unlike serving on a land-based installation or on a carrier, destroyer, or any surface vessel, you are cut off from the rest of the world. You breathe no fresh hair and will not see sunlight for months on end. It sounds like the life of a socially awkward truecel. But even worse, you get no internet access, no parcels from friends or family, no fresh food after the first week.

What do you have is the hum of a nuclear reactor and the crushing pressure of thousands of tons of water to keep you company.

It sounds brutal.
 
You can cosplay as Sean Connery at least ngl.
 
Oh yeah, easily.

The submarines are one of the only places left in the military where they don't allow women yet, meaning that every submarine is a massive sausage fest.

Idk about the US Navy, but in the RCN they're finding it very hard to recruit people for submarine crews because they used outdated diesel-powered subs. Also, as you said the entire environment is pure depression. You're in a cramped room with a few men, you inhale all their farts, all their shit, etc.

It's basically Navy life on extreme mode.

I'm still in a part of my training where I have not specialized. I can either train for frigate or submarine command. I'm probably gonna stick with frigate command.
 
Being in the navy in general is incel tier, unless you're a seal giga octo chad. But to answer your question, yes, as far as I know it's the most suifuel thing you could do.
 
What would happen if somebody went ER in a submarine and launched a nuke at California?
 
The submarines are one of the only places left in the military where they don't allow women yet,
okay, this sounds based ngl. But sorry you're in the navy.
What would happen if somebody went ER in a submarine and launched a nuke at California?
I don't think they'd let low ranks have access to launch. I'm not sure how it works but I think you'd need to be super high up there to do that
 
YE SCURVY DOG!

I SEE WHAT YA DID!!!

PING AND SUBMARINE....

oh yer a clever one.... ya landlubber!

Here! Catch this LIME!
 
What would happen if somebody went ER in a submarine and launched a nuke at California?
It wouldn't happen.

okay, this sounds based ngl. But sorry you're in the navy.

I don't think they'd let low ranks have access to launch. I'm not sure how it works but I think you'd need to be super high up there to do that
I think that handling nuclear weapons requires an insanely thorough security clearance and background check. In most countries, two or three or more officers (usually the CO and XO) are usually required to authorize a launch, and their respective key codes are kept in their own separate safes.
 
Being in the navy in general is incel tier, unless you're a seal giga octo chad. But to answer your question, yes, as far as I know it's the most suifuel thing you could do.
 
What would happen if somebody went ER in a submarine and launched a nuke at California?
I dont think you know how hard it is to launch a nuke.....

Like 3 or 5 different people have codes that change every (x) time. All 3-5 codes need to be entered to allow the nuke to be launched.
 
It sounds brutal
You are also generously paid and have insane pension benefits.
Both crewmen and officers who serve on submarines have much better careers than their peers on other ships
 
Being in the navy in general is incel tier, unless you're a seal giga octo chad. But to answer your question, yes, as far as I know it's the most suifuel thing you could do.
I dont think you know how hard it is to launch a nuke.....

Like 3 or 5 different people have codes that change every (x) time. All 3-5 codes need to be entered to allow the nuke to be launched.
this too. Nuke ER is very hard
 
I dont think you know how hard it is to launch a nuke.....

Like 3 or 5 different people have codes that change every (x) time. All 3-5 codes need to be entered to allow the nuke to be launched.
Dunno about the US and Canada, but other nuclear powers require an order from the president to be received to even activate the launching sequence.
 
Dunno about the US and Canada, but other nuclear powers require an order from the president to be received to even activate the launching sequence.
That too
 
You can launch torpedoes in minecraft.
 
You are also generously paid and have insane pension benefits.
Both crewmen and officers who serve on submarines have much better careers than their peers on other ships
Are you an underwatercel?
 

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