Serious Is it possible to be a hygienecel?

[Deleted member 24016]

My female friend once told me “dude to be honest I think it’s the BO” when I said I had no gf. I forgot to wear deodorant all the time and I didn’t realize how bad I smelled. It’s depressing af to think that I could have had a girl if I just wore some fucking deodorant. I always blamed my looks.

 

[ShiiOfTheSPLC]

genuinely can't tell if this is a joke or not

 

[Deleted member 24016]

genuinely can't tell if this is a joke or not

Lmao I’m dead serious

 

[FinnCel]

I live in the shower

 

[PPEcel]

O” when I said I had no gf. I forgot to wear deodorant all the time and I didn’t realize how bad I smelled. It’s depressing af to think that I could have had a girl if I just wore some fucking deodorant. I always blamed my looks.

A "hygienecel" is a volcel, plain and simple, if you can't do something as simple as showering and brushing your teeth, that's on you.

You have a female friend who was close enough to you to tell you honestly that it's your BO? Then take the hint and get some deodorant, dummy.



Greycel threads

 

[Transcended Trucel]

brutal I was hygeience cel years back. nowadays since work from home I haven't showed in a week

 

[Deleted member 24016]

A "hygienecel" is a volcel, plain and simple, if you can't do something as simple as showering and brushing your teeth, that's on you.

You have a female friend who was close enough to you to tell you honestly that it's your BO? Then take the hint and get some deodorant, dummy.



Greycel threads

fuck me man I was such a DUMBASS

 

[Animecel2D]

yeah yeah good troll very funny

 

[PPEcel]

fuck me man I was such a DUMBASS

I can't fix my subhuman face or my race, but barring some serious medical conditions it shouldn't be hard for you to get a routine going. Seriously, get some deodorant, body wash, shampoo, conditioner, and maybe an exfoliating scrub. Go somewhere nice and talk to the salesperson. I know it's a bit pricey but I'm a huge Aesop shill.

I wish my problem was as simple as having bad BO.

 

[Deleted member 24016]

I can't fix my subhuman face or my race, but barring some serious medical conditions it shouldn't be hard for you to get a routine going. Seriously, get some deodorant, body wash, shampoo, conditioner, and maybe an exfoliating scrub. Go somewhere nice and talk to the salesperson. I know it's a bit pricey but I'm a huge Aesop shill.

I wish my problem was as simple as having bad BO.

Bro it’s not like I wasn’t also ugly. I’ve had a rhinoplasty and an otoplasty. Maybe I could ascend if I put on deodorant?

 

[PHp]

Greycel threads

I can finally say this, feels good to be a bluecel ngl

 

[epillepsy]

Bro it’s not like I wasn’t also ugly. I’ve had a rhinoplasty and an otoplasty. Maybe I could ascend if I put on deodorant?

Shut up. You are making a mockery of this forum.

 

[PPEcel]

Maybe I could ascend if I put on deodorant?

You're just giving more ammo to our critics.

 

[BummerDrummerOG]

Maybe I could ascend if I put on deodorant?

Just don’t be stinky theory jfl

 

[ordinaryotaku]

Inb4 IT screenshots this and uses this as an example to how we all apparently are. I want in the screenshot, btw.

But my answer is no, having shitty hygiene just makes you a volcel. You can help how hygienic you are if you're not physically disabled or incapacitated. Just start using hygiene products. I have a shit ton of different hygiene products, to the point where it's almost feminine, and I've used hygiene products since I was 14. They won't necessarily help you (at ALL) if you're already ugly to begin with.

Not to mention, a lot of the football players at my high school smelled like shit, and a lot of them would never even wash their hands at school pretty much every day (I was fucking paranoid, so I would often hear for the sink running while I was in the bathroom so I would know who to avoid). But hey, they still got JB Stacy pussy.

 

[RoastieBeef]

“Just take a shower bro” is bullsht