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JFL Is getting a girlfriend ascension?

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going up is ascending
 
Title: Yes
I dunno what the fuck that image is
 
Maybe they like held hands and grinded against each other or whatever preschoolers do these days.
 
Title: Yes
No, because you can have an on-paper girlfriend who doesn't actually fuck you and instead secretly fucks chad while just using you as a crytoy in between while claiming to be asexual.

This is probably the fate I'm doomed for if I ever get in a relationship because I'm attracted to "asexual" women and am so bluepilled at the core I won't be able to accept the reality of her secretly fucking Chad the entire time I spend months trying to warm her up to a handhold.
 
No, because you can have an on-paper girlfriend who doesn't actually fuck you and instead secretly fucks chad while just using you as a crytoy in between while claiming to be asexual.

This is probably the fate I'm doomed for if I ever get in a relationship because I'm attracted to "asexual" women and am so bluepilled at the core I won't be able to accept the reality of her secretly fucking Chad the entire time I spend months trying to warm her up to a handhold.
True. but in theory you would have sex with your girlfriend, so getting a GF would be a straight path to ascension
 
@Colvin76 thoughts jfl?

inb4reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
That picture is not a fakecel, an incel could look like that easy. Look at the eye asymmetry.

Getting a GF is not ascension, having unpaid sex is not ascension.

Ascension comes in three forms...

Surgerymaxxing

Suicide

ER

That's it.
 

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