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Discussion Is dating a noodle femcel like this considered ‘ascension’?

Would you be happy with her?

  • Yes

    Votes: 16 76.2%
  • No, I’d remain incel and keep trying for decent looking White and Latina foids

    Votes: 5 23.8%

  • Total voters
    21
NBAYoungBoy

NBAYoungBoy

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Joel Embiid (NBA BBC) is making fun of her, not actually being serious in his caption

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Look at the size of her. Her spicy tuna roll will not survive.
 
wtf don't dox @Capable_Onion like that bro:feelswhat:
 
he's a blackcel and wants a gook foid. idk if he classifies under that gay ass porn term tho.

he can run bbc game then

blackcel is almost always caused by lack of TBB (typical black behavior)

since for them, looks matter less

they’re judged by thug ness and fetish features like bbc
 
he can run bbc game then

blackcel is almost always caused by lack of TBB (typical black behavior)

since for them, looks matter less

they’re judged by thug ness and fetish features like bbc
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She would be good girlfriend cuddles
 
Not my preference but cute enough to fuck.
 
she reminds me of jing yang
 
i love how he mocks her but they are pretty much looksmatched, especially with those big ugly nigger lips and nose

he is pretty damn ugly

but bbcs aren’t judged by face

and he’s 7 feet tall
 
I don't think anyone 7 feet tall and in the NBA is going to be judged hard on their face

7’3” kristaps Porzingis was actually getting rejected by Stacies left and right at one point
 
7’3” kristaps Porzingis was actually getting rejected by Stacies left and right at one point
Because that's freakish tall. There is a point where you stop being "cool tall" and becomes an abnormality and a freak. Also, being that tall fucks up your voice and you can sound like a fucking videogame monster or one of those people that have their identity hidden in videos.
 
Because that's freakish tall. There is a point where you stop being "cool tall" and becomes an abnormality and a freak. Also, being that tall fucks up your voice and you can sound like a fucking videogame monster or one of those people that have their identity hidden in videos.

Not to mention the health problems. Lower life expectancy as well. Although I doubt foids are consciously evaluating it in that way.

But true, foids want someone who MOGS but looks relatively normal, not someone that looks like he belongs in the circus. Though to be fair, those extremes (dwarf or giant) are both still better than being standard short.
 
Not to mention the health problems. Lower life expectancy as well. Although I doubt foids are consciously evaluating it in that way.

But true, foids want someone who MOGS but looks relatively normal, not someone that looks like he belongs in the circus. Though to be fair, those extremes (dwarf or giant) are both still better than being standard short.
Freakshowmaxxing is a legitimate strategy. If your face or body is that deformed a foid may like you for the novelty
 
Getting a subhuman femcel chinkwhore is more than ascension to @Capable_Onion
 
Freakshowmaxxing is a legitimate strategy. If your face or body is that deformed a foid may like you for the novelty

Exactly. It might not be enough to get a Stacy, but being 7'3" or 4'7" is still better than being a 5'6" standard manletcel.

0/10 male burn victims > 3/10 standard facecels
 
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Getting a subhuman femcel chinkwhore is more than ascension to @Capable_Onion

I'm tagged in this post somehow.
 
Yeah but I wouldn't have a chance because she'd be "Whitu cocku onry"
 
he mass quotes the thread and deletes it a second later so the mods don't get pissy

Why call on these people though? What relevance is his post to us?
 
Not to mention the health problems. Lower life expectancy as well. Although I doubt foids are consciously evaluating it in that way.

But true, foids want someone who MOGS but looks relatively normal, not someone that looks like he belongs in the circus. Though to be fair, those extremes (dwarf or giant) are both still better than being standard short.
Very true. Many people that have had huge growths and ended up super tall are now condemned to non-stop pain in the joints, back, everywhere and sometimes can't even walk anymore and get confide to a wheelchair, definitely not something I would want. I would like to be tall, but not to the point where something like that I mentioned happens. I met a guy who was like 2,09m tall and he grew really fast out of nowhere, he ended up having to take painkillers all the time so he would be able to do the bare basics like walking and moving around without getting completely crippled by pain and having to move around in a wheelchair. He had to undergo several surgeries and spends a lot of money to fix joint pains because of his growth and back problems. That must be awful, he could barely do anything, but after the painkillers and treatment he was able to at least walk normally for a while before having to stop and sit to recover from pain. Though, I would be that height if I could, naturally, instead of an spontaneous growth that causes this type of problem.
 

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