Discussion Is dakota johnson hot?

[CMD]

i mean look at her in motion in this music vid
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgjUzhdmmF0
(shes the girl with the blue eyes)

 

[Non Auspie Sigma]

Would

 

[JucheApologist]

White woman = stacy by default

 

[user]

Not my type, but she's hot

 

[daydreamER]

my type, she's hot

 

[Sloth.Belgrade]

Would

 

[Murdoch89]

Ugly

 

[Dealer.Belgrade]

yes

 

[Incline]

yes next question

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

no

she's mid at best

her looksmatch was thrown into the sea and drowned, because people thought he was a blobfish

 

[Grodd]

Obviously would

 

[CMD]

no

she's mid at best

her looksmatch was thrown into the sea and drowned, because people thought he was a blobfish

jfl no her looksmatch is literally deadpool(played by ryan reynolds jfl)

 

[CMD]

Obviously would

imagine the black milf i posted earlier chasing dakota johnson around naked as dakota screams and runs in fear

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

jfl no her looksmatch is literally deadpool(played by ryan reynolds jfl)

idk what that is

but yea maybe her looksmatch is capeshit, because she looks lame and boring

 

[CMD]

idk what that is

but yea maybe her looksmatch is capeshit, because she looks mid and boring

still mogs us to death tho deadpool wouldnt be posting here

 

[Grodd]

imagine the black milf i posted earlier chasing dakota johnson around naked as dakota screams and runs in fear

You're obsessed with sheboons

 

[CMD]

You're obsessed with sheboons

lol but u wouldnt fuck the one i posted earlier shes hot for sheboon big booty milf as well looks dirty also but in a goodway

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

if he's dakota johnson's looksmatch, no wonder he wears a mask to hide his ugliness

still mogs us to death tho deadpool wouldnt be posting here

dakota johnson wouldn't be posting here either, but it doesn't make her look better

 

[CMD]

if he's dakota johnson's looksmatch, no wonder he wears a mask to hide his ugliness

this is him without the mask btw but he still looks scary enough to intimidate most of the forum

dakota johnson wouldn't be posting here either, but it doesn't make her look better

thats because foids dont post on incel forums obviously jfl

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

thats because foids dont post on incel forums obviously jfl

some infiltrate the forum because they hear the siren call of postmaxxing

then they engage in salacious 50 shades of grey-esque romances with the mods

but dakota johnson is mid even with hollywood makeup etc., that's probably why she was chosen to play the protag of 50 shades who's meant to be a relatable, generic figure for middle-aged foids to identify with

 

[CMD]

some infiltrate the forum because they hear the siren call of postmaxxing

then they engage in salacious 50 shades of grey-esque romances with the mods

but dakota johnson is mid even with hollywood makeup etc., that's probably why she was chosen to play the protag of 50 shades who's meant to be a relatable, generic figure for middle-aged foids to identify with

shes got that romantic look though which funnily enough fits with her movie role

its like shes a sweet little girl(not in a pedo way mr fbi)even though shes middle aged

 

[theblackpillchoseme]

Yeah she’s cute I definitely would

 

[Lux]

Obbviously but it doesnt matter to an incel

 

[TheJester]

The guy is better looking they are not looksmached shes a average MTN Becky

 

[NeverGetUp.Belgrade]

Would bang while looking into her blue eyes

 

[BPJ]

Would

ud have to be able to leave your tree first

 

[Sloth.Belgrade]

ud have to be able to leave your tree first

 

[BPJ]

lmao

 

[BPJ]

nice fangz bruv

 

[TheCatMan]

Yes. This one's better


View: https://youtu.be/sl2PwGKksjg?si=0KnPp4shtVHenjYT

 

[Lizard King]

she is a mid white bitch that Chad simps for, they made sure not to make her too attractive so that foids could relate to the character

 

[CMD]

she is a mid white bitch that Chad simps for, they made sure not to make her too attractive so that foids could relate to the character

nigga what

 

[Lizard King]

nigga what

every white girl looked like this in the late 90s early 2000s

 

[CMD]

every white girl looked like this in the late 90s early 2000s

gigacope because people say noodles mog white foids but the avg noodle does not mog her regardless of time era


in b4 surgerymaxxed kpop stars and cherrypicked big booty thai prostitutes

 

[Lizard King]

gigacope because people say noodles mog white foids but the avg noodle does not mog her regardless of time era


in b4 surgerymaxxed kpop stars and cherrypicked big booty thai prostitutes

idk how old you are, but that's how it was. whatever

 

[CMD]

idk how old you are, but that's how it was. whatever

do you think eric adams aka the nyc mayor could be her looksmatch he looks somewhat scary as well

does he mog dakota or no

 

[IncelGolem]

The picture people chose for her wikipedia (usually the most representative):

To a Chad? No. Bags under her eyes, smile wrinkles and a gap-tooth.
To the rest of us? She's very hot.

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

every white girl looked like this in the late 90s early 2000s

tbh she looks like a really average post-wall white foid

there's a million foids who look just like her, and most use less makeup

she'd only be found hot in the slums of mumbai

 

[faded]

i mean look at her in motion in this music vid
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgjUzhdmmF0
(shes the girl with the blue eyes)

I’d violently Rape that stupid meat hole cunt Chad chasing whor she should be fucking member of this forum not racist wiite Chad