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MaldireMan0077
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Im kinda 50/50 on weather or not Bowser from the one and only Super Mario Bros is a incel. Mario aint no chad but he sure as shit acts like one. Bowser cant get any ass. He keeps kidnaping missy missy. God knows how he has kids but according to lore if Im correct, all the koopalings except Bowser Jr are adopted.
But at the same time has his own kindom. Knows dark magic. Exhales fires. And has some killer teeth now hol up. How the fuck deos a 40 year old man who is bulging the belly able to defeat such a big ass turtle who can do magic, breath fire, has a whole ass army, and can make big ass machines? Mario games have no logic now I think about it. Forget about Bowser being a incel how the fuck deos he get his ass whooped all the fucking time? Im talking all the game not just the origonal. This shit just fucks with my head more then the migranes my uncle deals with on a weekly occasion.
But at the same time has his own kindom. Knows dark magic. Exhales fires. And has some killer teeth now hol up. How the fuck deos a 40 year old man who is bulging the belly able to defeat such a big ass turtle who can do magic, breath fire, has a whole ass army, and can make big ass machines? Mario games have no logic now I think about it. Forget about Bowser being a incel how the fuck deos he get his ass whooped all the fucking time? Im talking all the game not just the origonal. This shit just fucks with my head more then the migranes my uncle deals with on a weekly occasion.