LDAR Is big shit an alpha trait?

[Gengar]

I shit once every three days and my shit is sometimes so big I need to flush the toilet for 2 times and pour water from the bucket because the force of the toilet water is not strong enough. I didn't measure it of course, but it looks like that sometimes my shit is 30-35 cm in length and ~10 cm in girth. Is this an alpha or beta trait?

Of course, sometimes it has average / below average volume.

 

[Deleted member 60]

logs me
clogs me

 

[PEETER]

something you would unironically read on pua forums

 

[Insomniac]

yes bro

over for pebbleshitcels tbh

 

[loserkarthusplayer]

yes tbh its a sign that you have big frame

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Fakecel

 

[Gengar]

yes tbh its a sign that you have big frame

I do. How did you know that i.e. what is the link between big shit and big frame?

 

[loserkarthusplayer]

I do. How did you know that i.e. what is the link between big shit and big frame?

its easy buddy your body needs more calories to keep it up working if you have bigger frame so you have to eat a lot and that makes you shit bigger like you said

 

[12 Years a Rotter]

over 4 rabbit droppingscels

 

[TheCrock]

Big logs every day is alpha. What you have, OP, are combined beta logs. Your shit stays in your colon for so long that it fuses together.

 

[Gengar]

Big logs every day is alpha. What you have, OP, are combined beta logs. Your shit stays in your colon for so long that it fuses together.

Likely tbh.

 

[Juxtaposition6]

I take huge shit and i brap all the time.

 

[owly]

I'm on sick vacation do I take relaxing hot pepper massive explosive shits. much better
than the standing at work toilet shits I usually take

 

[Deleted member 5333]

best feeling ever

 

[Cuyen]

best feeling ever

 

[nice_try]

Is intense diarrhea also an alpha trait?

 

[Gengar]

Is intense diarrhea also an alpha trait?

Doubtful.

 

[Deleted member 12355]

put it in your Tinder bio and see if you start matching with foids all of a sudden

 

[Inceptorr]

High IQ

 

[ldargoblin]

It's a fatcel trait

 

[Michael15651]

yes tbh its a sign that you have big frame

 

[YungCell]

Yes bro, Chads shit logs.

 

[The End]

Chads are supposed to eat a lot, and therefor shit a lot. However, not all shits are true scotsman.

 

[Damo the incel]

Big logs every day is alpha. What you have, OP, are combined beta logs. Your shit stays in your colon for so long that it fuses together.

 

[PaulSmenis]

Biggest shit I did was when I was 4. Saved it up for a month.

Ended up being two feet long, and having to snake swirl around the toilet to fit.

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

 

[wasted12years]

Only happens to me when i eat alot of meat. The shit also gets hard as stone.

 

[Deleted member 15737]

Shits me

 

[Deleted member 10531]

Is this truly the same forum that "is used to plan ISIS-style mass executions on the streets while raping all women and worshiping ER"?

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Yes. My toilet cannot handle getting raped by my god-tier turds.

Also

 

[NEETAndTidy]

I shit like 5+ times a day. You gotta eat more protein if you're only shitting once every 3 days

 

[Deleted member 1042]

No man, it’s health problem. Go see doctor.

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[1984cel]

Huge-shitcels OUT

 

[Deleted member 1060]

Big shit --> bigger large intestine + colon + rectum --> large frame --> tall --> volcel/fakecel -->

 

[Involuntarily]

I shit once every three days and my shit is sometimes so big I need to flush the toilet for 2 times and pour water from the bucket because the force of the toilet water is not strong enough. I didn't measure it of course, but it looks like that sometimes my shit is 30-35 cm in length and ~10 cm in girth. Is this an alpha or beta trait?

Of course, sometimes it has average / below average volume.

Are you a heroincel?

 

[Ritalincel]

I take huge shit and i brap all the time.

le braaap = forced meme by male feminists who enjoy posting on /R9k/

 

[acnescarcel]

I shit like 5+ times a day. You gotta eat more protein if you're only shitting once every 3 days

lol 5 times a day

 

[Gengar]

Are you a heroincel?

No. I don't even drink or smoke.

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

Holy shit, you literally meant "big shit".

 

[Gengar]

Holy shit, you literally meant "big shit".

What did you think I meant?

Big shit --> bigger large intestine + colon + rectum --> large frame --> tall --> volcel/fakecel -->

Your inference is good except at this point:

large frame --> tall

One can have large frame but be short.

 

[AsiaCel]

Currycels = volcels

 

[Gengar]

Currycels = volcels

I'm white lol.

 

[builderseed]

Holy shit, you literally meant "big shit".

Holy shit

is holy shit an alpha trait?

 

[Blacktarpill]

Yes. My toilet cannot handle getting raped by my god-tier turds.
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Source?

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

A strong no from me

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

is holy shit an alpha trait?

amen

 

[Juxtaposition6]

le braaap = forced meme by male feminists who enjoy posting on /R9k/

>tfw male feminist who enjoy posting on /R9K/
it never began

 

[Blacktarpill]

Elephants are gigachads.

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Source?

Myself