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Blackpill incels wouldn't make great soldiers - however they would be highly desired in these ER military jobs

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The imperial Japanese Army was a highly aggressive and vicious army, formed by mostly ricecels. I think Yamamoto attacked pearl harbor because he was 5'3 and had a recessed chin. The IJA provided the basis for many ER style jobs.

Modern military combat is based on coordination and planning, adapting something incels don't do very well. Most of your combat duty consists of shooting at invisible dots in suppressive fire manners.

Incels won't make good infantry, but here are some jobs they do well at. Some of the jobs no longer exist as of ww2.

1.Kamikaze pilots

The military of whatever county would have no issue finding kamikaze pilot in the suicidal incel population, who is always up to such task. The glorious moment of crashing into a giant ship is alpha asf.

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2. Suicidal Bomber

Another suicidal job like kamikaze pilot, a incel would have less fear about pressing the denotation button. He rather go out in a blast opposed to roping.

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3.Human Wave Attacker

Soviets and Japanese used human waves attack in WW2, known as banzai charge in Japan. Highly inefficient but pretty much a "If I die I'm gonna take bunch of you" tactic. Sounds familiar, right?

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4.Scorched Earther

A SE is a someone, a pilot, soldier or whatever, who carries out destructive action against villages or anything that can be used by the enemy. Basically destruct everything, like spraying agent orange on a farm, bombing villages, looting. Since it's been established that rape and aggression rate are higher in virgin population, incels would make highly effective SERs, lowering the morale of enemy.

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5.Drone Pilot

A drone pilot is someone who drives his car from his home, goes to his local air force base and into a trailer with a computer, connected to FLIR camera of the predator UAVs, sometimes tasked to fire some hellfires. Drone pilots actually have very high PTSD rates among normies, but what could pressing a button and sending a village to gandy means for us?

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6.Human Experimenter

Both the Japanese and Nazis were famous for their HR programs, a job needing lack of empathy for the suffering subjects. They would desensitize the doctors by constantly doing this. I think incels would have a great time.

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6.Auschwitz Prison Camp Guard

Feeling of power, delivery of harsh discipline. What we lacked in all of our life.

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Cmon no replies?
 
Any other roles that still exist? Odd how some threads get a bunch of replies while others are tumbleweeds.
 
6.Auschwitz Prison Camp Guard

Feeling of power, delivery of harsh discipline. What we lacked in all of our life.
Always fantasized about doing this with my life ngl
 
Any other roles that still exist? Odd how some threads get a bunch of replies while others are tumbleweeds.
Well strictly speaking, all of the jobs still exist depending on where you live. ISIS have kamikaze bombing and suicidal bombing, and you can be a gulag guard in North Korea or be some human experimenter at CIA, or be a humanwave attacker on some African military.
 
There are also inghimasi attacks committed by jihadicels


Inghimasi are usually well-trained guerrilla fighters[3] who are organized into teams, and infiltrate enemy positions in order to cause as much damage as possible, generally expecting to be killed while doing so.[1] They often wear explosive belts that are to be detonated when the possibility arises that they could be captured, run out of ammunition, or expect to be overwhelmed.[3] Inghimasi fighters usually wear garbs and clothing resembling that of the target's forces to confuse the enemy's ranks, and use light weapons with the goal of inflicting the maximum amount of damage possible.[4] Inghimasi have to agree to a 'no return' policy, and expect to die in combat.[3][2] Unlike normal suicide attack forces, however, an Inghimasi can survive their missions and will return to their base until being assigned the next operation.[3][2] ISIL gives new recruits the option of becoming an Inghimasi when enlisting along with the option of operating a SVBIED or being a regular fighter.[2]
 
Participant of lolocaust good job too. Just shoot at unarmed (((people))) :D
 
JFL, the a absolute state of .co
jfl if you think I was being serious with that statement
its more edgy and thus more entertaining to read

but it's true he had recessed chin and was 5'3 though
 
jfl if you think I was being serious with that statement
its more edgy and thus more entertaining to read

but it's true he had recessed chin and was 5'3 though
I was making a joke be tbh it’s hard to tell these days wether people are joking or simply being brainlets. The rest of your post was sound but I think there’s a much simpler role for militant incels to fill
 
1.Kamikaze pilots

The military of whatever county would have no issue finding kamikaze pilot in the suicidal incel population, who is always up to such task. The glorious moment of crashing into a giant ship is alpha asf.
And then you realize for all their viciousness the ricecels still got gigamogged by the American chads in WW2. No major war has been won by suicide bombers, its usually a last resort by the eventual losing side. Most wars are won by attrition.
 
And then you realize for all their viciousness the ricecels still got gigamogged by the American chads in WW2. No major war has been won by suicide bombers, its usually a last resort by the eventual losing side. Most wars are won by attrition.
still had more fun than most of us tbh
 

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