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Jfl can you imagine an ugly Male trying to get a dance in a salsa class.
It would be like back in school where nobody chose the incel for a team so youd get picked last or the teacher farces someone to let you join.
Normies are retarded if they think a female wants some ugly subhuman grabbing her body in a sensual dance.
 
I want to bury my face in her armpit while rubbing her tummy :feelsLSD:
 
The consensus among incels who've tried this seems to be salsa classes are mostly 30-60 year old foids, and they're all fawning over the nearest Chad (typically the instructor or one of the other students) while deliberately avoiding the incel.
 
Can you imagine going alone as a incel to a salsa class that must be nothing but couples?
 
NGL i would kill the dance floor with some two toned shoes and a cane
 
The consensus among incels who've tried this seems to be salsa classes are mostly 30-60 year old foids, and they're all fawning over the nearest Chad (typically the instructor or one of the other students) while deliberately avoiding the incel.
So basically how life is from birth to death.

The hobby meme never disappoints.
 
Tbh little knowledge of dancing won't hurt you. I learned a little bit to dance and it was useful cause I danced in prom jfl
 
it's over when your eyes are exactly like blackops2cel
 
:feelsgah: st.bo2cel salsamaxxin
 
A subhuman coworker once told me that if a man knew how to dance, he could get all the women he wanted. He was always dancing around women trying to get their attention. Later he was called to the main manager's office (I assume for "harassment") and since then he doesn't do it no more.
 
- Hello, sir. Welcome to our salsa dance class. What motivated you to join ?

Only honest response :

- I've never had sex and I have been told this could help change that.
 
He looks like a corpse :feelskek:

A real rotter our saint
- Hello, sir. Welcome to our salsa dance class. What motivated you to join ?

Only honest response :

- I've never had sex and I have been told this could help me change that.
Kek
 
Its over for salsacels
 
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Jfl can you imagine an ugly Male trying to get a dance in a salsa class.
It would be like back in school where nobody chose the incel for a team so youd get picked last or the teacher farces someone to let you join.
Normies are retarded if they think a female wants some ugly subhuman grabbing her body in a sensual dance.
That last part of not getting picked in sports or anything hits home 4 me. I never got anyone to desire my presence or want me in their team through all of school and I felt like shit seeing how the others got to have friends.
 
I would never do this lol
 
Tried that when I was 18-19 years old. As I still had hope and was trying to meet girls as friends and also to dance for the nightclub. First off somehow the 2 times I tried this, the classes I went to had way more guys than girls. Secondly the girls will never dance with an incel even for 1 minute in practice. Even when the instructor is pressuring the girls to switch partners. When absolutely forced to switch from their Chad dancing partner the girls will pair up together rather than dance with an incel.

Needless to say at the start of each class, the girls all ran into the arms of the tall, aggressive, big frame men and then wouldn't leave them.
 

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