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Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 4 [12/25/17-1/1/18]

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Incels.me Community Highlights
Week 4





Welcome to another week of highlights! I hope studycels are enjoying their LDAR period over the break, wagecels enjoy their half-day or whatever, NEETcels getting renewed on their benefits, and that we all manage to avoid awkward family conversations in this trying time of the year.

I want to give a shout out to @LDPE for his continued contribution to the highlights, as well as all of you who continue to produce content worth noting.

Feedback is welcome! Cheers.






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Black Pills
The truth is in here

vargstrike said:
FACEandLMS said:
All of my success with women (which was by doing 100s of approaches. Literally. And "success" is a relative term) came when I was younger, before Tinder and smartphones.
So dudes on the fence between normie and incel get bumped down to incel, because women's phones provide virtual access to Chad and infinite streams of dopamine via social media.

Red Shambhala said:
Women don't have anything other to offer than their body parts. Women want to promote their assets to high-status men, which is why our society is both slutty (so they promote their assets to high-status men) and puritan (so they can lock away low-status men for looking at them.)
Women always criticize the fictional women who were created by men. They should be flatted, tho, because the only interesting women are fictional creations by men. Real women are boring insects without any personality, they are like the borg, mindless creatures who only have their tits and asses to offer. Maybe the fathers were right when they claimed that women must first be reborn as men before they can enter enlightenment and Nirvana. Woman are just animals without individuality. It makes me so fucking angry that they expect you to treat them like a person and listen to their "opinion", these repulsive creatures.



St.Tropez said:
Bars and clubs are sams as any place.
All those girls are the same ones you see anywhere else.
If you cannot make it in a club you wont make it anywhere esle regardless. Other than money game.

GeneticDysfunction said:
It's not about what you do, its about what you look like.






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Light ‘em up





@Anon aka @incelman ‘s dating saga comes to a tearful end.

commander_zoidberg said:
My oneitis is with this ridiculous pretty boy goof who can't even work because he is an "artiste" and he's to creative or something.
One of the last girls i crushed on and did stuff for went with a guy who is an alcoholic and plays PS4 all day and starts knocking back cans of lager at 10 in the morning. Sometimes he even puts it on his cornflakes.
It just makes me so unbelievably angry.
Thanks mate. I wasn't feeling to bad until you made me think of this.












Tinder Experiments
Ain’t no Chad comin’





Humor
Copes n’ Ropes


incelman said:
CopingGymcel said:
Her boyfriend is a massive faggot.
The only faggots are us

itsOVER said:
blickpall said:
Just lol @ morons saying mentalcel is volcel.
This is incels.is, a place where if you post about your own problems you instantly have some cockgobbler insisting that they have it worse and you're a volcel/fakecel.
I'm sure some incels hate other incels even more than they hate the femoids and normies.

@existentialhack on how bad it can get.
existentialhack said:
What voices?
I don't hear any voices. Even my imaginary friends ditched me.




@Incel_Because_Short invites you to rate his height cope.



Ryo_Hazuki said:
incelman said:
But what evidence is there?
Do you need to see someone poop to confirm that they do in fact defecate?
incelman said:
Crustaciouse said:
The vast majority of guys masturbate especially if they don't have a girlfriend, so she would obviously assume that you masturbate too.
Fuck being an incel. Humiliated even in your own house.


Ryo_Hazuki said:
Do you need to see someone poop to confirm that they do in fact defecate?
I have my doubts.


nausea said:
my sis caught me once
Did she help?







ATOMIC ACE PUGG said:
Cum on her to show her you don't fuck around

Redpill Robert said:
He's a pussy-pandering normalfag beta-male incel in denial who thinks making fun of his brethren will get him a few leftover scraps of roast beef after Chad has already taken the prime cuts for himself 10-15 years before the roasties that he whiteknights have hit the wall. Typical leftist numale wannabe.

FACEandLMS said:
Zyros on suicide watch.
He would throw himself off the top of a building but with his frame, he'll just blow around like a leaf then land safely in a park.
QuantumDummy said:
I'm my least favorite poster. I never should've gotten to this point.


nausea said:
side effect of copeine

incelman said:
blickpall said:
So you were LARPing, or was she a cousin...?
Mandela effect.

panzerfury said:
Reminds me of an old joke.
"I saw myself naked and got a boner. What do you make of that?"
"Even your dick thinks youre a pussy."

Themisterpepsi said:
blickpall said:
The school system, beauty culture, and many other elements of society are too fucking brutal out there.
I think it might be just how fucking awful k-pop is


Richard spencer said:
The fbi will come to this site looking for people to lock up get blackpilled and end up ropeing once they realize they are a betabux and their wife is being plowed by chad and Tyrone simultaneously.


A Good Friend said:
gooker said:
I want an east asian girlfriend
Go down to the docks and start knocking on shipping containers. If the container starts crying, it's probably full of east asian gfs.

QuantumDummy said:
shadowninya said:
I have thick tree trunk legs and a big muscular ass. does this mean im high T ?
What dat mouf do, tho?

Incelibate anarchist said:
I would just start fucking the turkey till its meat is spread all over the room.

nausea said:
jamho22 said:
That's because our inquisitive nature consistently stimulates our mind and compels us to create models of reality that explain things we cannot understand. Religion is a means for demystifying those curiosities we have about life which typically entails fundamental questions like the origin of life and the universe, or what happens to us after we die. Religion offers a cozy, intellectually lazy and easily digestible answer to those questions. Its also a coping factor for humans who dread absolute nothingness after death. To compensate for this bleak outlook we invent religion which comforts us with promise of an afterlife where you are forced to party forever and have sex with virgins. Utterly ridiculous and childish....
you started with a ferrari and arrived with a jackass



Weed said:
Anon said:
Passing is cope. Chad slays no matter what.
Really nigga? Eating is cope. Chad slays no matter what.
Sleeping is cope.
Blinking is cope.












Miscellaneous
Odds and odd people





✭✭✭Incel Awards of the Week✭✭✭
Tops and Bottoms

@trumpcel makes the Low IQ Thread of the Week
retarded_dumbshit said:
>like that's not sexist at all, imagine if a website banned women
oh, you mean like this website?




@Themisterpepsi has the honorable distinction of being the Investigator Sherlockcel of the Week.​
Themisterpepsi said:
1st: They had all made their accounts just yesterday.




2nd: one of them is always the first to respond to each others threads


I do not have @girlsamirite's thread because it was deleted but @SupremeLeader did leave a post on it


2.1: all but one of @girlsamirite replies are his own thread, @ibreathecock's thread, and @supremeleader's threads


3rd: made a thread about why do gays get banned shortly after @ibreathecock was banned
https://incels.is/Thread-Why-do-gays-get-banned
and guess who replied first


conclusion: while the other two went for acting like gaycels @supremeleader act like a stereotypical incel with the "I hate normies and chads REEEEE" if you think this isn't enough evidence then that's fine

but keep a eye on him.




Apologies again for the tardiness of this week’s issue. Enjoy the holidays, and fuck DDoS cucks!

 
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RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

I'm loving these so far, keep up the good work man!

Also, thank you for the mentions. It feels great to contribute to this community.
 
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Minjaze said:
I'm loving these so far, keep up the good work man!

Also, thank you for the mentions. It feels great to contribute to this community.

Thanks! Your (and everyone else's) contributions are appreciated and deserve some recognition as we get more and more posts/threads each day.
 
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Minjaze said:
I'm loving these so far, keep up the good work man!

Also, thank you for the mentions. It feels great to contribute to this community.

Congrats fam
 
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RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

ATOMIC ACE PUGG said:
Congrats fam

You're in there too! Just can't @ people who have spaces in their name.
 
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RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

Darnit, didn’t make it this time :(

Better luck this week
 
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blickpall said:
You're in there too! Just can't @ people who have spaces in their name.

AWW YEAH BABY!
 
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RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

These highlight collections of yours are my personal weekly highlights and I'm always looking forward to read them. Good stuff. Thanks for including me. You seem to be too modest to include your own contributions here @blickpall, because you create a lot of high quality content yourself.
 
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RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

Yay 2mention shoutouts this time
 
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modus_coperandi said:
These highlight collections of yours are my personal weekly highlights and I'm always looking forward to read them. Good stuff. Thanks for including me. You seem to be too modest to include your own contributions here @blickpall, because you create a lot of high quality content yourself.

Glad to hear that! Also thank you, but I wouldn't want to drown everyone else out ;)
 
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RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

AHahaha. I live for the love IQ thread of the week.

edit: the irony of misspelling low IQ.
 
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RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

Keep it up lad
 
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RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

*That feel when you hit the community highlights* Fuck to the hell yes!
 
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RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

I am always honored to be mentioned in the highlights
 
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RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

I'm just misunderstood, lol.
 
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RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

@supremeleader got BTFO
 
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RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

Not mentioned again. This is fucking rigged!
 
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Ayyyy mentionned again
 
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RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

I hope to get weekly mentions from my catfish videos.
 
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VincentVanCope said:
Not mentioned again. This is fucking rigged!

@VincentVanCope @VincentVanCope @VincentVanCope @VincentVanCope @VincentVanCope @VincentVanCope 

 
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VincentVanCope said:
Not mentioned again. This is fucking rigged!

I only was once in week 2. I guess I'm just a shitposter after all.
ngl, I'm not good at writing these long-winded essay-style analyses.
 
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FACEandLMS said:
Zyros on suicide watch.
He would throw himself off the top of a building but with his frame, he'll just blow around like a leaf then land safely in a park.

Holy fuck my sides

Great thread as always OP
 
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Given last weekend's tumultuous nature and the fact that I'm going on vacation this weekend, the community highlights will be released as a monthly at the end of January and perhaps from then on. We'll see how it goes. Just wanted to give everyone an update.
 
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Not mentioned again. This is fucking bullshit man. Fucking bullshit.
 
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VincentVanCope said:
Not mentioned again. This is fucking bullshit man. Fucking bullshit.

This is the same one you already didn't get mentioned in hahaha
 
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blickpall said:
This is the same one you already didn't get mentioned in hahaha

Better book that doctor's appointment for Alzheimer's.
 
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I disagree with incelman post being cope of the week, I found it to be legit
 
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Will there be more?

Once a month might be easier to do if you don't want to do it each week.
 
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