Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 4 [12/25/17-1/1/18]

[blickpall]

Incels.me Community Highlights
Week 4

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Welcome to another week of highlights! I hope studycels are enjoying their LDAR period over the break, wagecels enjoy their half-day or whatever, NEETcels getting renewed on their benefits, and that we all manage to avoid awkward family conversations in this trying time of the year.

I want to give a shout out to @LDPE for his continued contribution to the highlights, as well as all of you who continue to produce content worth noting.

Feedback is welcome! Cheers.​

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Black Pills
The truth is in here​

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@vargstrike doesn’t tell you anything you haven’t heard about phones or social media, he just summarizes it well.​

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All of my success with women (which was by doing 100s of approaches. Literally. And "success" is a relative term) came when I was younger, before Tinder and smartphones.

So dudes on the fence between normie and incel get bumped down to incel, because women's phones provide virtual access to Chad and infinite streams of dopamine via social media.

@Red Shambhala goes off on the current state of society and the nature of women.​

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Women don't have anything other to offer than their body parts. Women want to promote their assets to high-status men, which is why our society is both slutty (so they promote their assets to high-status men) and puritan (so they can lock away low-status men for looking at them.)
Women always criticize the fictional women who were created by men. They should be flatted, tho, because the only interesting women are fictional creations by men. Real women are boring insects without any personality, they are like the borg, mindless creatures who only have their tits and asses to offer. Maybe the fathers were right when they claimed that women must first be reborn as men before they can enter enlightenment and Nirvana. Woman are just animals without individuality. It makes me so fucking angry that they expect you to treat them like a person and listen to their "opinion", these repulsive creatures.

@FACEandLMS delivers a blackpilled message of empowerment about incels’ potential.​

@bkdreamkb presents statistics on hypergamy and a personal anecdote on its brutal nature.​

@St.Tropez on the “I don’t want to meet a girl at a bar” mentality.​

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Bars and clubs are sams as any place.
All those girls are the same ones you see anywhere else.
If you cannot make it in a club you wont make it anywhere esle regardless. Other than money game.

@GeneticDysfunction succinclty summarizes the truth of the black pill.​

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It's not about what you do, its about what you look like.

@Minjaze briefly summarizes why women’s toxic personality detector is fabrication. The Halo.​

@sepelion offers his own call of arms and social commentary in a well-written treatise.​

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SuicideFuel
Light ‘em up​

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@inuyoshi wishes farewell to a fellow incelbro. RIP.​

@Crustaciouse shares an image summarizing a brutal cucking.​

@St.Tropez shares the story of another brutal cucking.​

@Minjaze reveals what happens in high school to normal people. Read the thread.​

@Anon aka @incelman ‘s dating saga comes to a tearful end.​

@commander_zoidberg describes what his oneitises are looking for in men.​

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My oneitis is with this ridiculous pretty boy goof who can't even work because he is an "artiste" and he's to creative or something.
One of the last girls i crushed on and did stuff for went with a guy who is an alcoholic and plays PS4 all day and starts knocking back cans of lager at 10 in the morning. Sometimes he even puts it on his cornflakes.
It just makes me so unbelievably angry.
Thanks mate. I wasn't feeling to bad until you made me think of this.

@Incel_Because_Short catalogs four years of lonely life as a manlet at college.​

@fagotonabike starts a compilation of things women do/say/are that will piss you off.​

@Bri8564 puts all wagecucks on suicide watch.​

@wandercamp puts inceldom into a potentially depressing perspective.​

@soulartemis tells a story about how his friend put him on ignore to ride the cock carousel.​

@AnigoMontoyo describes his fall from grace as Chad into inceldom. This one hurts.​

@catfishman23 shows us what young love looks like. Reminder: it’s too late for you.​

@dr-problematic delivers the dickpill with testimonies to boot..​

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Tinder Experiments
Ain’t no Chad comin’​

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@Mr_Mercedes conducts an atypical tinder experiment.​

@Reddit_is_for_cucks shows how crazy a girl goes for Chad.​

@Weed proves that women can’t be incel through MeetMe.​

@iiiTeMpeR shares a Red Piller’s BlackOps2Cel Tinder exploits.​

@Reddit_is_for_cucks makes a girl think she is soulmates with Chad.​

@Reddit_is_for_cucks addresses “I don’t send nudes, sorry.”​

@catfishman23 reuploads a catfishing video.​

@Ryo_Hazuki goes on a Tinder morph game date.​

@Ryo_Hazuki demonstrates he has negative fucks to give by going on another Tinder morph game date.​

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Humor
Copes n’ Ropes​

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@incelman makes an apt observation.​

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Her boyfriend is a massive faggot.

The only faggots are us

@itsOVER points out some painful truths about incels.is.​

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Just lol @ morons saying mentalcel is volcel.

This is incels.is, a place where if you post about your own problems you instantly have some cockgobbler insisting that they have it worse and you're a volcel/fakecel.
I'm sure some incels hate other incels even more than they hate the femoids and normies.

@existentialhack on how bad it can get.​

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What voices?
I don't hear any voices. Even my imaginary friends ditched me.

@justforlulzandkeks makes a prophecy about how his morph game would go.​

@Solitarian_Walker demonstrates the appropriate use of the Christian Bale meme.​

@FACEandLMS shows that women are so self-unaware that they are memes.​

@Incel_Because_Short invites you to rate his height cope.​

@Mahlo quesions how deep can the cope go.​

@Richard spencer offers words of encouragement for alsalsk.​

@Ryo_Hazuki uses an analogy as an explanation for incelman.​

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But what evidence is there?

Do you need to see someone poop to confirm that they do in fact defecate?

@incelman remains unfazed, still doubts.​

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The vast majority of guys masturbate especially if they don't have a girlfriend, so she would obviously assume that you masturbate too.

Fuck being an incel. Humiliated even in your own house.

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Do you need to see someone poop to confirm that they do in fact defecate?

I have my doubts.

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my sis caught me once

Did she help?

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@ATOMIC ACE PUGG has some choice advice for how to set his mom straight.​

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Cum on her to show her you don't fuck around

@Redpill Robert gives a brief description of Walter Fate.​

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He's a pussy-pandering normalfag beta-male incel in denial who thinks making fun of his brethren will get him a few leftover scraps of roast beef after Chad has already taken the prime cuts for himself 10-15 years before the roasties that he whiteknights have hit the wall. Typical leftist numale wannabe.

@FACEandLMS on Zyros’ inevitable demise after being voted the least popular poster.​

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Zyros on suicide watch.
He would throw himself off the top of a building but with his frame, he'll just blow around like a leaf then land safely in a park.

@QuantumDummy is here with some s a d b o y s tier introspection.​

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I'm my least favorite poster. I never should've gotten to this point.

@incelman summarizes the root of his inceldom.​

@nausea diagnoses the epidemic of gymcels.​

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side effect of copeine

@incelman explains why we all hold the illusion that he went on three dates.​

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So you were LARPing, or was she a cousin...?

Mandela effect.

@panzerfury relays a joke relevant to overlystinkypants’ weird sexual exploration of himself.​

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Reminds me of an old joke.
"I saw myself naked and got a boner. What do you make of that?"
"Even your dick thinks youre a pussy."

@Themisterpepsi proposes a theory as to why South Korea has the highest suicide rate.​

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The school system, beauty culture, and many other elements of society are too fucking brutal out there.

I think it might be just how fucking awful k-pop is

@PM_ME_STRIPPERS goes on r/deadbedrooms and uses female weapons against them.​

@Richard spencer makes a prediction about what will happen when the FBI task force begins to investigate incels.is.​

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The fbi will come to this site looking for people to lock up get blackpilled and end up ropeing once they realize they are a betabux and their wife is being plowed by chad and Tyrone simultaneously.

@modus_coperandi does an in-depth analysis of incelman’s bookshelf.​

@A Good Friend shares a strategy to sate gooker’s yellow fever.​

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I want an east asian girlfriend

Go down to the docks and start knocking on shipping containers. If the container starts crying, it's probably full of east asian gfs.

@QuantumDummy shows interest in shadowninya’s potential.​

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I have thick tree trunk legs and a big muscular ass. does this mean im high T ?

What dat mouf do, tho?

@Incelibate anarchist on how to handle awkward family situations.​

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I would just start fucking the turkey till its meat is spread all over the room.

@nausea shares a metaphor for the development of society and religion.​

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That's because our inquisitive nature consistently stimulates our mind and compels us to create models of reality that explain things we cannot understand. Religion is a means for demystifying those curiosities we have about life which typically entails fundamental questions like the origin of life and the universe, or what happens to us after we die. Religion offers a cozy, intellectually lazy and easily digestible answer to those questions. Its also a coping factor for humans who dread absolute nothingness after death. To compensate for this bleak outlook we invent religion which comforts us with promise of an afterlife where you are forced to party forever and have sex with virgins. Utterly ridiculous and childish....

you started with a ferrari and arrived with a jackass

@A Good Friend makes an unfortunate timing error while memeing.​

@Indari shares the story of why he had to complete a violence assessment.​

@Weed explains what qualifies as a cope.​

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Passing is cope. Chad slays no matter what.

Really nigga? Eating is cope. Chad slays no matter what.
Sleeping is cope.
Blinking is cope.

@FACEandLMS recounts his experience at the supermarket.​

@Panda shares some OC about what it means to be a ForeverAlone woman.​

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@Redpill Robert shares Walter Fate’s video in which he admits he is incel.​

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Miscellaneous
Odds and odd people​

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@Red Shambhala drops another knowledge bomb about feminism and witches in a historical perspective.​

@Tempus Edax Rerum drafts another immersive story for your reading pleasure. [Long]​

@Master finds a solid comeback in Politico’s comment section.​

@incelspollster wants to know who everyone’s favorite incels.is poster is.​

@modus_coperandi wants to know who everyone’s LEAST favorite poster is.​

@Pouuop demonstrates how common prostituting for grades and career advancement is. [RageFuel]​

@Master shares an album full of female hypocrisy and stupid advice.​

@alsalsk wants to debate IncelTears. I’m sure you know what the outcome is.​

@itsOVER describes how he ran Just Be White in Asia; a narrative guide.​

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✭✭✭Incel Awards of the Week✭✭✭
Tops and Bottoms

@trumpcel makes the Low IQ Thread of the Week​

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>like that's not sexist at all, imagine if a website banned women
oh, you mean like this website?

@Jockcel ’s understanding of genetics and learning is flawed at best; runner-up for Low IQ.​

@incelman wins the Cope of the Week Award, likely over himself in 2nd and 3rd place.​

This is the Infiltrator of the Week.​

@mariaimdrunk has the honor of supplying us with the SuicideFuel of the Week.​

@Themisterpepsi has the honorable distinction of being the Investigator Sherlockcel of the Week.​

Spoiler: Investigation notes

1st: They had all made their accounts just yesterday.

2nd: one of them is always the first to respond to each others threads

I do not have @girlsamirite's thread because it was deleted but @SupremeLeader did leave a post on it

2.1: all but one of @girlsamirite replies are his own thread, @ibreathecock's thread, and @supremeleader's threads

3rd: made a thread about why do gays get banned shortly after @ibreathecock was banned
https://incels.is/Thread-Why-do-gays-get-banned
and guess who replied first

conclusion: while the other two went for acting like gaycels @supremeleader act like a stereotypical incel with the "I hate normies and chads REEEEE" if you think this isn't enough evidence then that's fine

but keep a eye on him.

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Apologies again for the tardiness of this week’s issue. Enjoy the holidays, and fuck DDoS cucks!​

Spoiler: Archive

Week 1
Week 2
Week 3​

 

[Minjaze]

RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

I'm loving these so far, keep up the good work man!

Also, thank you for the mentions. It feels great to contribute to this community.

 

[blickpall]

RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

I'm loving these so far, keep up the good work man!

Also, thank you for the mentions. It feels great to contribute to this community.

Thanks! Your (and everyone else's) contributions are appreciated and deserve some recognition as we get more and more posts/threads each day.

 

[Deleted member 1627]

RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

I'm loving these so far, keep up the good work man!

Also, thank you for the mentions. It feels great to contribute to this community.

Congrats fam

 

[blickpall]

RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

Congrats fam

You're in there too! Just can't @ people who have spaces in their name.

 

[Deleted member 1627]

RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

You're in there too! Just can't @ people who have spaces in their name.

AWW YEAH BABY!

 

[modus_coperandi]

RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

These highlight collections of yours are my personal weekly highlights and I'm always looking forward to read them. Good stuff. Thanks for including me. You seem to be too modest to include your own contributions here @blickpall, because you create a lot of high quality content yourself.

 

[Weed]

RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

Yay 2mention shoutouts this time

 

[blickpall]

RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

These highlight collections of yours are my personal weekly highlights and I'm always looking forward to read them. Good stuff. Thanks for including me. You seem to be too modest to include your own contributions here @blickpall, because you create a lot of high quality content yourself.

Glad to hear that! Also thank you, but I wouldn't want to drown everyone else out

 

[LeagueEuW]

RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

AHahaha. I live for the love IQ thread of the week.

edit: the irony of misspelling low IQ.

 

[anon_899]

RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

Keep it up lad

 

[Ryo_Hazuki]

RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

@Ryo_Hazuki uses an analogy as an explanation for incelman.​

I can't believe that analogy was necessary in the first place.

Anyway, good recap, as always.

 

[AnigoMontoyo]

RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

*That feel when you hit the community highlights* Fuck to the hell yes!

 

[LDPE]

RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

I am always honored to be mentioned in the highlights

 

[QuantumDummy]

RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

I'm just misunderstood, lol.

 

[Themisterpepsi]

RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

@supremeleader got BTFO

 

[VincentVanCope]

RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

Not mentioned again. This is fucking rigged!

 

[Pouuop]

RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

Ayyyy mentionned again

 

[catfishman23]

RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

I hope to get weekly mentions from my catfish videos.

 

[retarded_dumbshit]

Not mentioned again. This is fucking rigged!

@VincentVanCope @VincentVanCope @VincentVanCope @VincentVanCope @VincentVanCope @VincentVanCope 

 

[FeminismsCancer]

RE: Incels.me Community Highlights, Week 3 [12/18/17-12/24/17]

Not mentioned again. This is fucking rigged!

I only was once in week 2. I guess I'm just a shitposter after all.
ngl, I'm not good at writing these long-winded essay-style analyses.

 

[whogivesafucc]

Zyros on suicide watch.
He would throw himself off the top of a building but with his frame, he'll just blow around like a leaf then land safely in a park.

Holy fuck my sides

Great thread as always OP

 

[blickpall]

Given last weekend's tumultuous nature and the fact that I'm going on vacation this weekend, the community highlights will be released as a monthly at the end of January and perhaps from then on. We'll see how it goes. Just wanted to give everyone an update.

 

[VincentVanCope]

Not mentioned again. This is fucking bullshit man. Fucking bullshit.

 

[blickpall]

Not mentioned again. This is fucking bullshit man. Fucking bullshit.

This is the same one you already didn't get mentioned in hahaha

 

[VincentVanCope]

This is the same one you already didn't get mentioned in hahaha

Better book that doctor's appointment for Alzheimer's.

 

[Bri8564]

I disagree with incelman post being cope of the week, I found it to be legit

 

[ArtoriasWolf]

Will there be more?

Once a month might be easier to do if you don't want to do it each week.

 

[Mecoja]

Creative high effort thread.