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Incels I know got a cute girlfriend only a few weeks after buying a Yamaha R1

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Incel I know ( manlet , skincel , haircel , framecel , ... ) got his dad to buy him a Yamaha R1 , started social media maxxing by sharing pictures on his bike and joined a bikers group

IMMEDIATLY became more popular and got a semi JB cute af girlfriend

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Elliot rodger also had a nice car, didn't help him
 
anon2719 said:
Elliot rodger also had a nice car, didn't help him

cope

he didnt flex on social media , his facebook was pretty much dead
 
anon2719 said:
Elliot rodger also had a nice car, didn't help him

Kek.

ER was a mentalcel. He could have had a girlfriend if he tried.
 
Gold digger prank gone wrong.
 
Shut this thread down
 
The girl would probably rather fuck the bike than the guy.
 
Gold-digging bitch saw his expensive motorcycle and thus a potential betabux.
 
anon2719 said:
Elliot rodger also had a nice car, didn't help him
An Audi in SoCal is nothing special.
 
that bike helmet covering face boost ur smv highly, he prolly looks like a slayer with it put on

KEK
 
I'd rather buy a Yamaha DTX920K.

Might not get me any pussy, but I doubt I'll care at that point.

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A Good Friend said:
I'd rather buy a Yamaha DTX920K.

Might not get me any pussy, but I doubt I'll care at that point.

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You might if you get into a successful band. Then you'll be swimming in underage groupie pussy.
 
Solitarian_Walker said:
A Good Friend said:
I'd rather buy a Yamaha DTX920K.
Might not get me any pussy, but I doubt I'll care at that point.
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You might if you get into a successful band. Then you'll be swimming in underage groupie pussy.

Been there, doesn't work like that.
 
A Good Friend said:
Been there, doesn't work like that.

Then clearly you weren't very successful.
 
Solitarian_Walker said:
A Good Friend said:
I'm glad you agree.

I don't as much agree as it would be hard to explain without the community thinking I'm full of shit on many levels. If you only knew how bad things really are.
 
Solitarian_Walker said:
You might if you get into a successful band. Then you'll be swimming in underage groupie pussy.

ugly + in a band = band geek

Here's how it works in real life (go to 6:48)
[video=youtube]https://youtu.be/digriYDdnJU?t=6m48s[/video]
 
Angry_runt said:
Solitarian_Walker said:
You might if you get into a successful band. Then you'll be swimming in underage groupie pussy.
ugly + in a band = band geek
Here's how it works in real life (go to 6:48)
[video=youtube]https://youtu.be/digriYDdnJU?t=6m48s[/video]

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Look at these incels. Now they're hot shit.
 
Pouuop said:
Incel I know ( manlet , skincel , haircel , framecel , ... )

Men don't get a vote on how attractive other men are. Only women's say counts and obviously this girl thought he was good looking enough. A $20k motorcycle bought by his dad isn't going to count for much. Are you sure he wasn't at that age when most guys hook up with someone? Incels are like the bottom 10% of the population, for like 90% of guys it's normal to get a gf eventually.


Solitarian_Walker said:
Look at these incels. Now they're hot shit.

Don't know who that is and don't know if all of them are getting laid. Even if they are

a) you can't count on becoming a successful musician, if it were that easy everybody would do it

b) women are still not attracted to ugly guys, even if they'll fuck them for the fringe benefits.

c) incels are bottom 10% (or less) of the population. Most guys like those in the photo do get laid eventually. These guys got lucky and might hook up more often with better looking women (groupies), but it's not a way out of inceldom for any of us
 
Solitarian_Walker said:
Angry_runt said:
Solitarian_Walker said:
You might if you get into a successful band. Then you'll be swimming in underage groupie pussy.
ugly + in a band = band geek
Here's how it works in real life (go to 6:48)
[video=youtube]https://youtu.be/digriYDdnJU?t=6m48s[/video]
1201409.jpg

Look at these incels. Now they're hot shit.

Here's the quick version: let's say you're a competition winning drummer, but you're ugly. Women don't really appreciate musical talent, and why would they? Now, if chad can keep a 2/4 beat, he's getting his dick sucked, if he can't, he's still getting his dick sucked.

The only X factor is money, but we all know that. Also, in the age of #metoo, they may have patched that exploit.
 
A Good Friend said:
Been there, doesn't work like that.

Been there too.

Does not work like that, indeed.


Pouuop said:
joined a bikers group

Just a bunch of dudes sightseeing on bikes or something like a 1% Motorcycle Club?

I ask because being a prominent member of a subculture can compensate for looks inside that environment.
 
Foids do like hawt vehicles, it's true. It's not enough, of course, but it is one piece of the puzzle.
 

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