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Incels could technically invade a small island

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It is very possible that incels could in the future invade a small island and plunder the riches, resources and women.

Anyone know of any small islands that could be conquerable?
 
Kiribati. Though it will be underwater in some years.
 
We should all move to Tristan de Cunha, the worlds most remote island.
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all of us storming onto that motherfucker like:
 
We should invade Greenland before ((Trump)) gets it.
 
We should all move to Tristan de Cunha, the worlds most remote island.
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We could invade this island - it would need to be subtle. We would need to take it
and make it look like we were just visiting.

We then could confirm ourselves as kings and replace all symbols with our own.
 
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There is only one police officer on the island, it is quite do-able.

Essentially the island could be taken without a single shot fired. We will simply
annex the island and do a vote for the people who live there if they want to be
part of the incel republic.

Perhaps we could support Russia and China, and they can help us.
 
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There is only one police officer on the island, it is quite do-able.

Essentially the island could be taken without a single shot fired. We will simply
annex the island and do a vote for the people who live there if they want to be
part of the incel republic.
:feelsthink:
 
papua new guinea because they don't have strong guerilla warlords like in africa or in arab countries
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theres no unity between cels

Gather the brothers

Unfortunately it takes 18 days of sailing, unless anyone knows
how to sail, we may need to call this one off.
 
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We could invade this island - it would need to be subtle. We would need to take it
and make it look like we were just visiting.

We then could confirm ourselves as kings and replace all symbols with our own.
We would have to gather lots of brocels and take over at once. There is no way to legally to it because you need to have family connection to it to immigrate.
Gather the brothers

Unfortunately it takes 18 days of sailing, unless anyone knows
how to sail, we may need to call this one off.
We can go by ship from Cape Town. Takes around 6 days. We just need to pool some money for the ship and manpower to take over. Who knows, maybe a peaceful takeover is also possible.

I should make a post about this. Inceldia may be a possibility, but not on Tristan de Cunha. Too many logistical issues. Probably better to make a community somewhere in Alaska or Northern Canada. I have also thought of establishing "Incelabad" in Pakistan. It's unironically one of my long term dreams to establish an incel community there. A man can dream.
 
Half the invasion force wont be present as they had panic attacks trying to leave the basement or they are simply IT freak infiltrators. . Another half of the remaining forces gets stoned to death for being fakecels or greycel chads. All this happens before we board the boats. The only lifejackets available are the crusty sex dolls of prolific users. The oars used are the sawn off legs of tallcels who made the fatal mistke of coming .
 
Its full of very hostile tribal savages with access to guns. If they catch you alive they're eating you alive as part of some rite of passage. Also the foids look like dogshit.
1. Only a small amount of tribes have guns
2. They are retarded niggers so decent war strategy would take them all out
3. It would be more of a settler colony by just bringing in or luring in Foids from Asia
 
1. Only a small amount of tribes have guns
2. They are retarded niggers so decent war strategy would take them all out
3. It would be more of a settler colony by just bringing in or luring in Foids from Asia
1. We dont have shit. At most we could acquire a few small arms. The rest would be bows and spears.
2. Retarded as they are they have war experience and are familiar with the land.
3. Foids dont wanna fuck us. They wont come.
4. This is just the tribals. The country has its own military.
 
Gather the brothers

Unfortunately it takes 18 days of sailing, unless anyone knows
how to sail, we may need to call this one off.
We could create an account and all throw in some bash to get someone to bring us there, with a ship.
 
I vote North Sentinel Island
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These niggas won't have a CHANCE against us if we show up with guns.
 

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