Blackpill Incel trait: you would rathER ski than sn(CH)Owboard

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Admit it - if you were at a rental business on a mountain - you would rent a pair of skis instead of a snowboard.

Why? Snowboarding is cool, snowboarders are known to party and get laid.

Skiers are old, arrogant, alcoholic adrenaline-junkies who hog the trails.

What? Are you having flashbacks to your instincts to hunt mammoth in the snow?

Incels ski, people that didn’t finish high school kissless virgins snowboard.

 

[Lonelyus]

Choboard

 

[VersoffenerAssi]

I would rather make an ugly snowman.
And then drunkenly sliding down the hill on my grandpa's old sled from World War II.