You show up early and it gives you tremendous anxiety to be the first one who showed up and then you awkwardly wait around like the friendless awkward ugly loser that you are. All you think is how foolish you are for showing up so early, wondering when all your other coworkers will arrive. Even if you think you are arriving late in anticipation to avoid that early awkwardness like last time, YOU ARE STILL TOO EARLY. You are never brave enough to actually show up so late there might be consequences. So even when attempting to be late, ITS INTENTIONAL. You are still precisely making the right time calculations on exactly when you need to show up. You automatically know how every second your life outside your home is allotted, because you have nothing better to do. While everyone else has lives where so much shit is going on they can't even keep track of time.
Despite how much pain showing up early gives you, you still cannot believe how everyone else in the entire fucking world gets away with treating time, plans, schedules, like a Stacy treats a 5/10 dude on a dating app, yet can never adjust to this chad woo woo party whenever sense of time, because of your chinkmaxxing as a chink bugman programming that trained you reflexively to show up on time because basic participation is the easiest way to get a higher grade.
Despite how much pain showing up early gives you, you still cannot believe how everyone else in the entire fucking world gets away with treating time, plans, schedules, like a Stacy treats a 5/10 dude on a dating app, yet can never adjust to this chad woo woo party whenever sense of time, because of your chinkmaxxing as a chink bugman programming that trained you reflexively to show up on time because basic participation is the easiest way to get a higher grade.
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