Brutal Incel Trait: You get mogged by Santa Clause

[Logic55]

Santa Clause is a fat ass, old man. This means that his SMV should be zero but that is not true. When I was 12 years old, I was browsing pornhub. I got bored and started to watch holiday videos. In one of the videos, I saw a fat old white male dressed in a Santa costume seducing a Stacy dressed in an elf costume. Santa was sitting on a throne, and the Stacy sat on his lap. Then they started to f**k. As she was moaning "oh Santa, you feel so good" he was yelled out "ho, ho, ho, ho" I was laughing because of how silly and ridiculous this was. At the end of the video, a song was playing that went like "jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle my C**k" Looking back, I can say that we are all getting mogged by Santa Clause even though he is a morbidly obese male. And btw, I don't watch porn anymore, it is cucked seeing a male have sex with a female while you are a virgin.

 

[Diddy]

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Santa Clause is a fat ass, old man. This means that his SMV should be zero but that is not true. When I was 12 years old, I was browsing pornhub. I got bored and started to watch holiday videos. In one of the videos, I saw a fat old white male dressed in a Santa costume seducing a Stacy dressed in an elf costume. As she was moaning "oh Santa, you feel so good" he was yelled out "ho, ho, ho, ho" I was laughing because of how silly and ridiculous this was. Looking back, I can say that we are all getting mogged by Santa Clause even though he is a morbidly obese male. And btw, I don't watch porn anymore, it is cucked seeing a male have sex with a female while you are a virgin.

Yeah I hate Santa Clause as well, but Santa Claus is alright.

 

[ilieknothing]

Santa is statusmaxxed

 

[Logic55]

Santa is statusmaxxed

Even Santa Clause gets free pussy while you rot on Christmas eve

 

[VintageCarCoper]

Yeah I hate Santa Clause as well, but Santa Claus is alright.

OP called him Clause lmao. I hate clauses