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SuicideFuel Incel trait: You get caught masturbating

Have you ever been caught masturbating?

  • Yes

    Votes: 33 48.5%
  • No

    Votes: 35 51.5%

  • Total voters
    68
sneed (not chuck)

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Incels get caught masturbating because we have to fap all the time to sexually satisfy ourselves. What are your getting caught fapping stories?

I had recently moved into a new apartment, and it had white curtains in my bedroom. My desk was near the window and I would work there often. I would also fap there. One day, I decided to go to the shops at night. When I leave my apartment building, I realised my entire room is CLEARLY visible when the lights are on and the curtains don't do shit. That means I'd been seen masturbating by the public. :feelsrope:I got new curtains the next day. Fortunately I don't live there anymore.
 
Incel trait: you mastered fap too much you never get caught
 
My dad once caught me without my pants in my bedroom in the middle of a day.
Without any particular reason.
I think he understood but we never talked about this.
 
Never been caught fapping in my life
 
the incel trait is people making a huge scandal instead of going "oh, sorry" and leaving
 
I was caught once by my nosy mom who barged into my room without knocking, this was when I was 15 years old. Other than that never been caught by anyone else
 
Damm bro you should told her to suck your dick you missed your chance!

Nah my mom laughed at my small curry dick, she said even my dad dick-mogs me

Over
 
Nah my mom laughed at my small curry dick, she said even my dad dick-mogs me

Over
Dad dick is huge. My dad has BBC and he dickmogs me brutally. My hard dick is probably the size of his flaccid huge cock.
 
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Years ago, I was bullied too. Youth would laugh at me because I was a short autistic boy who was unable to speak without stuttering. They called me "house mouse", "weirdo", "freak", "pipsqueak", "leprechaun"(feminine voice). One girl said, "I think he has a disability" as a joke.

I've always been dissociated from my surroundings because of my illnesses, so I speak to myself for comfort and clarity. This attracted the attention of a certain Hispanic boy, who happily recorded my private chatter and played it with his friends. He also started shoving me into desks when he realized how "easy" it was to torment me. Eventually, I had a mental breakdown from this.

I've experienced this "firsthand"; a psychiatric nurse said "Hello Su" to me because I was fidgeting with a pencil in my hospital room. This is despite the fact that ASD-related fidgeting was already documented in my mental health history. I am a short ethnic male.

I still remember cowering into a ball inside my room as the male youths stood outside my door laughing at my sexual sleep-talking. It was then that I realized "sexsomnia" was one of my ASD symptoms. I still had "fluids" and sweat on my body from the act.

I've never been in the "dating game"; I realized I was too neuro-atypical during my second mental breakdown.

Sadly, Chadlito used this fact to torment me in the youth commune; he and his friends would constantly slam their room doors to startle me. I'd have to block my ears.

He'd go into his room and start speaking Spanish in an extremely cocky tone afterwards(Vile laughter).
 
Incels get caught masturbating because we have to fap all the time to sexually satisfy ourselves. What are your getting caught fapping stories?

I had recently moved into a new apartment, and it had white curtains in my bedroom. My desk was near the window and I would work there often. I would also fap there. One day, I decided to go to the shops at night. When I leave my apartment building, I realised my entire room is CLEARLY visible when the lights are on and the curtains don't do shit. That means I'd been seen masturbating by the public. :feelsrope:I got new curtains the next day. Fortunately I don't live there anymore.
I live by myself and spend all time indoors, ain't no niggas gonna catch me with my dick out
 
Incels get caught masturbating because we have to fap all the time to sexually satisfy ourselves. What are your getting caught fapping stories?

I had recently moved into a new apartment, and it had white curtains in my bedroom. My desk was near the window and I would work there often. I would also fap there. One day, I decided to go to the shops at night. When I leave my apartment building, I realised my entire room is CLEARLY visible when the lights are on and the curtains don't do shit. That means I'd been seen masturbating by the public. :feelsrope:I got new curtains the next day. Fortunately I don't live there anymore.

I do have some close calls though.
 
I make sure women catch me masturbating :feelshmm:
 
I got caught most of the time, but I never got caught during my nut. That would be akward as fuck.:feelshaha:
 
I fap once, occasionally twice a day max. In the evenings too. I don't have random people barging into my space all the time so, not a problem.
 
My parents know I fap and watch porn but I’m old enough so they don’t care
 
My parents know I fap and watch porn but I’m old enough so they don’t care
Man, that's way more brutal than your parents being pissed. If they shame you at least they still have hope of you becoming someone better.
 
my friend made them forget he got caught doing it by twisting there arguments to the point they didn’t understand what they was talking about
 
It seems it's a low IQ trait, judging by the poll results. If it's any solace to OP, I too have been caught masturbating.
 
I used to masturbate with a sound on in various flats because fapping with headphones is uncomfortable.
Maybe neighbours heard porn noises because walls in modern flats are thin.
 
No, did walk in on my roommate years ago a couple times. Guess I didn’t knock loud enough but no big deal.
 
Trice Times by my mom

Kek
 
I don't masturbate often
 
No and I don't think my parents see me as a sexual being.
 
Never been caught
Hopefully I can keep it that way
 
My mom directly caught me countless times but also indirectly caught me fapping to her undergarments and old photos.
 
what did she say?
"Stop doing weird things with my stuff." was the gist of it accompanied with weird looks she'd given me for months if not years, and verbally abusing me everytime we get into a fight for it.
 
Incels get caught masturbating because we have to fap all the time to sexually satisfy ourselves. What are your getting caught fapping stories?

I had recently moved into a new apartment, and it had white curtains in my bedroom. My desk was near the window and I would work there often. I would also fap there. One day, I decided to go to the shops at night. When I leave my apartment building, I realised my entire room is CLEARLY visible when the lights are on and the curtains don't do shit. That means I'd been seen masturbating by the public. :feelsrope:I got new curtains the next day. Fortunately I don't live there anymore.
I got caught jerking off in multiple places by multiple family members multiple times.

Basically, yeah.
 
I only got caught masturbating two times, each time was by each parent. They didn't actually see me touching my dick, but they saw me pulling up my pants the moment they entered my room.
 
"Stop doing weird things with my stuff." was the gist of it accompanied with weird looks she'd given me for months if not years, and verbally abusing me everytime we get into a fight for it.
Based tbh
 
I wasn't caught fapping but my parents found parts of my old porn collection and my search history 4-5 years ago
 

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