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It's Over INCEL TRAIT: You dont know how to swim?

GodspeedPeasant

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title, you dont know how to swim.you never go swimming.
 
I live in a desert + no one's bothered to teach me.
 
I sink to the bottom 10 times out of 10
I'm built to be a roadrunner, not a swimmer
 
  1. Don't like having your shirt off
  2. Don't like being in public at all
  3. Parents were anti-fun and never took you to the pool even before puberty dicked you down
 
I am not a fish
 
  1. Don't like having your shirt off
  2. Don't like being in public at all
  3. Parents were anti-fun and never took you to the pool even before puberty dicked you down
Whatever. Every time I go to a swimming pool I stare at foids and feel like jerking off.
 
I can swim, but I am no pro. I wouldn’t drown though if I fell in deep water as long as I was close to shore. Everyone should learn how to swim imo. It’s not that hard if you aren’t disabled
 
Fuck I know how to swim I must be a fakecel
 
I know how to swim.
 
I only can swim in breaststroke (head above water, i know it's not as efficient)and backstroke, I've been learning how to swim in a pool as a kid and never learned because this retards taught me more complex technique like frontcrawl.

I was only able to swim when I was around 14-16 y.o
 
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I can swim but idc don't enjoy it and haven't done it for years
 
Yes i don't know how to swim
 
I can dog paddle
 
Lol how the fuck u know this lol
 
I can't swim very well and it's been years since I've been to a pool
 
I learned at like 13, my parents never bothered to teach me anything. I think I learned how to ride a bike when I was 9.

My mom got annoyed when I cooked food for myself. She was actively sabotaging me for trying to be more independent. Oh well.
 

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