(Incel Trait) You can't cook

[NirvanaFan1988]

Imagine an utopian and hypothetical scenario where a femsect would settle with you, disregarding you being ugly, retarded, having a microdick and poor, but she only wants one thing from you; that you at least know how to prepare a decent meal.
It's fucking, fucking, motherfucking over brocels! I can't even fry a fucking egg without messing it up due to my extremely low IQ.
I hate the way I was sent to this world god damn!

 

[racoon4]

start with simple stuff first. cooking is giga easy

 

[Racial-Identitarian]

Imagine an utopian and hypothetical scenario where a femsect would settle with you, disregarding you being ugly, retarded, having a microdick and poor, but she only wants one thing from you; that you at least know how to prepare a decent meal.
It's fucking, fucking, motherfucking over brocels! I can't even fry a fucking egg without messing it up due to my extremely low IQ.
I hate the way I was sent to this world god damn!

Grammar mogs me

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

cooking is giga easy

No it is not and I blame Masterchef, Gordon Ramsay and soycial media for leading me into thinking it's otherwise.

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

Grammar mogs me

Excuse my one digit IQ brocel

 

[Incelius Savage]

I can cook pretty good. Got all this free time why not learn

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

I can cook pretty good. Got all this free time why not learn

then it means you are pumped up and it means you are not really a true defeatist inkler

 

[ItsOver4cel]

I can only cook basic shit like eggs and steak but that's more because I don't have the energy, motivation or enough reasons to learn

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

I can only cook basic shit like eggs and steak but that's more because I don't have the energy, motivation or enough reasons to learn

And not because you lack talent

 

[IncelHeII]

when i realized kingcobrajfs made more attempts at cooking then me i nearly roped

 

[pixy.]

Nah I cook pretty much every night.

I'm not a five star chef but I can make things like steak, eggs, spaghetti, stroganoff, salmon, and basic shit like that

 

[NirvanaFan1988]

Nah I cook pretty much every night.

I'm not a five star chef but I can make things like steak, eggs, spaghetti, stroganoff, salmon, and basic shit like that

that's fine dining, you know, things chad cook for their femsects when they date

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Nah I cook pretty much every night.

I'm not a five star chef but I can make things like steak, eggs, spaghetti, stroganoff, salmon, and basic shit like that

 

[BornToLose]

Can't cook, can't be arsed (to learn or cook).

 

[Garbage Life]

I can only cook basic shit

 

[Doctor Eggman]

Cooking is really fun! I'm more into baking, but I can cook simple meals. Its really simple as long as you start simple and with video tutorials as I found those easier than cookbooks when I was starting out.

 

[BornToLose]

Cooking is really fun! I'm more into baking, but I can cook simple meals. Its really simple as long as you start simple and with video tutorials as I found those easier than cookbooks when I was starting out.

Greycel moment.

 

[Doctor Eggman]

Greycel moment.

:‎(

 

[pixy.]

Cooking is really fun! I'm more into baking, but I can cook simple meals. Its really simple as long as you start simple and with video tutorials as I found those easier than cookbooks when I was starting out.

You have a very flamboyant way of typing. Are you sure you're not a female?

 

[Doctor Eggman]

You have a very flamboyant way of typing. Are you sure you're not a female?

Haha no. I just got 11 hours of sleep today so I'm actually in a good mood for once.

 

[Doctor Eggman]

You have a very flamboyant way of typing. Are you sure you're not a female?

But if you think my typing style is flamboyant, I'll take that as a compliment. Thanks!

 

[Deleted member 40252]

I never have to cook for anyone (besides myself) so I let the microwave do the work

 

[DarkClown97]

I can only cook basic shit

 

[Valiant Virgin]

I'm struggling to think of the last time I cooked a meal. Probably during lockdown two years ago when takeaways were shut.

 

[SoloAlex]

Nah I cook pretty much every night.

I'm not a five star chef but I can make things like steak, eggs, spaghetti, stroganoff, salmon, and basic shit like that

Why at night?

 

[Emba]

I used to grind my own pizza flour dough.

It just takes doing.

Spices are your fren

 

[1337hikki]

start with simple stuff first. cooking is giga easy

The fact that being a housewife is considered a job shows how easy foids had it

 

[Youthpilled]

I can only cook basic shit

 

[Linesnap99]

I can only cook basic shit