I have noticed, that recently, a lot of guys on this forum started talking about pissing themselves. Which made me realize, that i do actually relate to this. After all i've been pissing myself, since i was 4, and i never actually stopped doing it. Every once in a while i will accidentally wet my bed, which mommy then has to clean for me. But sometimes i will actually start to piss myself, just for the sake of it. After all i'm an incel, which means i can't get sex, although i desire it. And i've come to the conclusion, that pissing myself, is probably the closest thing i will ever experience to having sex. Not just that pissing myself, feels very good ( almost as good as sex is suppose ) no, every time i do it, i always get the attention from the closest female nearby. May it be my mom ( most of the times it's her ) my sister, the cute cashier, or just some random women i encountered on the street. In the moment i piss myself, it's almost guaranteed that their attention, will be directed at me, and nothing else. So my friends, what are we learning from this? If you're a incel, just piss yourself in public, and you will not just feel very relived, no you also get female attention at the same time. Which, if you're a truecel will be the best thing you will ever achieve for yourself. To summerize my post, if you aren't already pissing yourself, every couple of days, start doing it now. What are you afraid of losing? Your virginity? Jfl, just piss yourself.
