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Discussion Incel Trait: Not changing your bedsheets

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Chad has girls over to fuck often, and has to change his bedsheets weekly to avoid looking gross (though foids don't care since he's chad). Meanwhile incels know for sure that they are the only ones who will ever lie in the their beds, and they don't get their sheets dirty, hence why they don't wash them often.

It's over for bedsheetcels
 
u're actually a dirty fuck if you're comfortable sleeping in unwashed semen filled sheets.
 
u're actually a dirty fuck if you're comfortable sleeping in unwashed semen filled sheets.
imagine being so fucking disgusting that you coom in your own bedsheet jfl use a fucking tissue
 
No boyo even I change my sheets sometimes I do it cause either my parents want me to, or when I'm bored or when I feel it's time to change my seats.
 
i usually wash my sheets once a month or so. used to literally never wash them until somewhat recently
 
I haven't changed my bed sheets in five years.
I don't care any more. I have no friends, no family. I live alone.
 
Chad has girls over to fuck often, and has to change his bedsheets weekly to avoid looking gross (though foids don't care since he's chad). Meanwhile incels know for sure that they are the only ones who will ever lie in the their beds, and they don't get their sheets dirty, hence why they don't wash them often.

It's over for bedsheetcels

"Bedsheets"?

We all know the bed isn't a very exciting or enticing place for Chad to fuck his Stacies on.

Public places where Chad and his Stacy have to avoid getting caught are much more exciting and prone to causing extra gina tingles in the Stacy.

Also there's always fucking her ontop of the washing machine, standing doggy, just plain old standing and holding her entire weight in the air if the Chad is athletic enough, on the carpet, in front of the fireplace on the bearskin rug, etc, etc.

Pretty much the last place Chad would want to fuck his Stacy on is the common old bed.
 
Mogs me because bed
 
The real incel trait is when you constantly look angry because you're failing at squintmaxxing
 
I change my weekly, am I Chad?
 
I sleep on the raw mattress
 
I wear my sheets to 3k meetings.

If i washed them my conehat would lose its shape.
 
I used to not wash my sheets at all but now I do it every two weeks because I fap a lot in my bed.
 
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JFL @ Bed havers
 
I haven't changed my bed sheets in five years.
I don't care any more. I have no friends, no family. I live alone.

heck, I have holes in my mattress and tha couch. No fancy furniture and no goldsteins. I’d rather save for retirement, just raw muscle and boxes of scotch.

 
I don't have a set schedule for washing my bed sheets, but it probably works out on average every 3 weeks or so. I could probably stretch it a bit beyond that, though, since I obviously sleep alone and never masturbate in my bed.
 

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