Incel trait: no gf to go see the Minecraft movie with

[Clavicus Vile]

It would’ve been fun to bring my hypothetical girlfriend to see the movie at the theater to laugh at how shit it is while eating popcorn and other snacks.

But instead I’ll be watching it alone on a pirated website. Imagine all the happy families, couples, and children that went to go see it as soon as it came out .

 

[Squidward1]

I went to see that movie with my dad

 

[ihatefemcels]

I saw it with my brother, it wasn’t as bad as I was expecting. The fat sheboons acting was abysmal, and the plot was horrible, but it was over all entertaining

 

[JKlancecaster069]

I have nobody to see any movie with.

 

[Enigmaz]

It sure would've been fun. But, now after 'legally' watching the movie. My dick is just in my hand and no girl to mine my shaft.

 

[Ghostface]

I went to see that movie with my dad

mogs me

I have nobody to see any movie with.

 

[Ghostface]

 

[Manlet Ricecel]

No one to yell “Chicken Jockey” with and throw popcorn everywhere:

 

[Deportedcel]

It would’ve been fun to bring my hypothetical girlfriend to see the movie at the theater to laugh at how shit it is while eating popcorn and other snacks.

But instead I’ll be watching it alone on a pirated website. Imagine all the happy families, couples, and children that went to go see it as soon as it came out .

I don't wanna watch GoySlop anyways...

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Who would even watch that shit

 

[DutchCel01]

I would take my gf everywhere and we go do fun stuff

 

[Manlet Ricecel]

But instead I’ll be watching it alone on a pirated website. Imagine all the happy families, couples, and children that went to go see it as soon as it came out .

Did the same with Mario Movie. Idk why I even watched it. Very ropefuel.

 

[Hoppipolla]

Who would even watch that shit

Yeah it mostly just looks good for kids... not even really teens.

 

[WeirdPanda]

I'd rather play Minecraft: Story Mode with my (non-existant) girlfriend than watch that MELECA with her.

 

[Oogger]

A true incel trait is not going to any movie ever/going once and hating it so much u never do it again.

 

[Oogger]

A true incel trait is not going to any movie ever/going once and hating it so much u never do it again.

I remember how the one time I went they had those moving chairs and stuff,honestly my brain coulnt take it...my uncle had to sit me on the stairs and I felt so humiliated since normies werent overstimulated or scared and i was the only one sitting on the stairs.

 

[DeathSigil]

It would’ve been fun to bring my hypothetical girlfriend to see the movie at the theater to laugh at how shit it is while eating popcorn and other snacks.

But instead I’ll be watching it alone on a pirated website. Imagine all the happy families, couples, and children that went to go see it as soon as it came out .

Incel trait: you don't care that much about how you're girlfriend looks as long as she's female not insanely ugly and not fat.

I don't care if she is a 4/10 facially just so I can hold her and hang with her.

 

[XtremeMax]

I want to watch it but I have no friends to see it with and the last time I went to see a movie alone there was a group of normies laughing behind me and I overheard one say "why is he alone?" which made me sad and ruined the movie and my day