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It's Over Incel Trait: Never Even Touched A Condom

Incel Gamer

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In middle school, kids learn how to use a condom in Sex Ed class, and the teachers give them condoms. But I was homeschooled so I never did anything like that. Growing up, my friends never gave me any condoms and said "Here bro, you might need this!".

I've never even touched a condom.

JFL
 
I never touched one either. Its over for us
 
Brutal condompill, I can't even picture myself buying one
 
me and my fren filled a condom with water at the swimming carnival and threw it at people, there was a dispenser in the toilet
 
your middle school gave kids condoms? :feelsclown:
 
Never touched a condom either. It never began
 
Can relate. Although I was never home schooled
 
same here. closest I got to a condom was at the drug store when I thought the package was medication.
 
I tried one as an experiment. It was too big.
 
I don't know anything about condoms, other than that children probably touched them before I have and put them over a cucumber cuz that's what the teach now in sex ed.
 
I bought a few because I thought they were made of high quality latex which would be ideal for a slingshot.
I was wrong.
 
I put one on once. Just to see what it was like.
 
I have touched one. I bought one then filled it with water and then tied a knot to make a water balloon out of it. It was quite big, to the point it got difficult to hold it in your hand like a normal balloon. It was strawberry flavoured and it was quite slippery.
 
Lookscel said:
I have touched one. I bought one then filled it with water and then tied a knot to make a water balloon out of it. It was quite big, to the point it got difficult to hold it in your hand like a normal balloon. It was strawberry flavoured and it was quite slippery.
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Based condomballoon
Gunnersup said:
I tried one as an experiment. It was too big.
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It's very over for you!
 
SlayerSlayer said:
I don't know anything about condoms, other than that children probably touched them before I have and put them over a cucumber cuz that's what the teach now in sex ed.
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Yes, because we live in a clown world! :feelsclown:
13 year olds mogging us in sexual experience.
Colvin76 said:
I never touched one either. Its over for us
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We were destined for a life of inceldom. You will never buy a condom even past 50!
 
I once get mocked in middle school when we wear near a condom vending machine, i Just looked at at it for like a second and all they guys said "don't worry bruh you'll never have to use it in your life"...turns out they were right :feelsrope: :feelsrope:
 
I went to a catholic school so contraception was talked about but not encouraged. I have never touched a condom. I have no idea how they're even arranged in their packets; are they rolled up inside themselves so that you unravel them onto yourself? I have no clue, and I have no need to know because nobody is ever touching my pitiful genitals.
 
Personalityinkwell said:
your middle school gave kids condoms? :feelsclown:
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thankfully mine was a religious one so no degeneracy was permitted
but as soon as I got to highschool people were getting condoms left and right out of nowhere, at fucking 13 jfl
 
Yep, I've never touched a condom. I've never touched any sex toys or sex dolls either, go figure.
 
Oh fuck. I did touch one, but not to use it.
 
It'sAConspiracy said:
I once get mocked in middle school when we wear near a condom vending machine, i Just looked at at it for like a second and all they guys said "don't worry bruh you'll never have to use it in your life"...turns out they were right :feelsrope: :feelsrope:
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Your comment made me sad because something similar happened to me. This Chadlite I used to know was telling me he had a condom break on him during sex one night (unfortunately the girl didn't get pregnant) because he pulled out before he came. And I was like "Shit bro, you dodged a bullet with that one. If that was me, knowing my luck she would have got pregnant." and he was like "Yeah well I don't think you'll ever have to worry about a condom breaking since you'll never be using one.... HAHAHA I'm just messin' with you man." and I was like "Haha y-yeah. It's all good." little did I know I'm still incel.
Also I hate normies :feels::feels::feels:
 
I'm not even in the know about their price and packaging. And everyone always complaints about how pricey they can get. I'm like ok whatever.
 
ItsOver4cel said:
Brutal condompill, I can't even picture myself buying one
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This. I would like to try one, but I am too afraid of buying a one.

I've never touched a condom. In schools they sometimes distributed them, but no-one ever distributed one for me, because everyone automatically assumes that I am not sexual/pretends that I am not sexual.
 
This will be a lie.
You've touched one. Every school from elementary to high school used to give out those condoms to children like they were candy.

I didn't know what they were and never got to use them, but I brought those blue packs of what I thought were candy home and my parents pulled them from me and put them away and told me it's something I'll know about when I get older.
So I've touched condoms before. It doesn't mean I used one.
 
Once won a pack of condoms in a raffle in 2017, last I checked they are still collecting dust.

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Never even seen one irl. They're as real as Godzilla to me, since I'll only ever see em on TV
 
closest i got to a condom is when i saw chads filling them with drugs and swallowing them :feelsseriously:
 
Never touched a condom crew.
 
Incel Gamer said:
In middle school, kids learn how to use a condom in Sex Ed class, and the teachers give them condoms. But I was homeschooled so I never did anything like that. Growing up, my friends never gave me any condoms and said "Here bro, you might need this!".

I've never even touched a condom.

JFL
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Same bro. Brutal
 
My friend once gave me a condom. He is a 5'9 chadlite though, has a sports car, his dad is an MP and both parents are professors at university, but after his 5'2 latina obese gf who he lost his virginity to at 19 began taking p pills, he stopped using condoms and gave his last condoms to me. Don't even know where they are today. He might aswell have given me some trash. Crazy how strong hypergamy is nowadays.
 
I have never spent money for anything even remotely sexual
 
i bought some just to try them on a few years ago. haven't touched them since tho
 
I actually tried one. Despite my dick being small and short, the condom was even smaller and it was painful. I felt like my dick was being raped when deploying the condom on it kek. I can't understand how sexhavers use that.
 
I've bought some, just to know what it's like to put them on properly.
Bought a couple packs over the years, because they are convenient sometimes, prevents you from making a mess.

It's not a bad idea to check which size fits the best if you plan to escortcel imo.

And for those who feel awkward about buying them, just remember that you are the customer and other people's opinion can't stop you from buying whatever the fuck you want.
 
My parents gave me some, thinking I'd get laid in HS
 
I touched one
 
I haven't touched one. I don't even know how to put one on.
No reason to learn it. :feelsbadman:
 
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