It's Over Incel Trait: Having a shitty phone

[N-Digger]

Having a old and/or cheap phone is the ultimate Incel trait. Bonus points if the screen is cracked and the phone is visibly damaged. Sub 5 men have shitty phones because we have no contacts and don't have any social media. Normies like buying the latest phone because it's a status symbol (status symbols won't help incels because everyone hates us) and because they spend so much time on them talking to friends, browsing social media and taking selfies. The reason why a damaged and cracked phone makes it worse is because it is a sign that you have given up or you are a poorcel. You will never see a Chad with a shitty phone.

 

[Deleted member 22904]

i have an iphone which is worse than anything tbh

 

[Yerberito]

Over for nokiacels

 

[Transcended Trucel]

brutal truth. I have old iPhone x while normies and Chad's always have latest iPhone 11

 

[GoffSystemQB]

Over for nokiacels

The applepill is brutal enough.

 

[Jazavac]

normies always need new phones to keep up on social media

 

[gymletethnicel]

I walked around with a Samsung galaxy S4 for 6 years. I finally bought a OnePlus 6 in March. I had to do it because I got mocked regularly for having the shittiest phone in the entire class.

 

[Fragile-X]

i have an iphone which is worse than anything tbh

Same

 

[Mrpvolts]

brutal truth. I have old iPhone x while normies and Chad's always have latest iPhone 11

I have a iphone 7, you phone mog most of this forum brutally.

 

[Yerberito]

The applepill is brutal enough.

Brutal tbh

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

I have an s10 plus

 

[Murdoch89]

Incel phone anything less than £400

 

[>50IQcel]

Nope. I phonemog most. I replace my phones at least every two years. You need a good phone for work and communicating with friends.

 

[Deleted member 19971]

I have a iphone 7

Same, I won't even get rid of it unless it completely dies.
I even got it as a gift from my mother so won't be a loss on my part.
I have mine for almost 3 years now.

 

[RemoveNormalfags]

I have a chink phone

 

[N-Digger]

I walked around with a Samsung galaxy S4 for 6 years. I finally bought a OnePlus 6 in March. I had to do it because I got mocked regularly for having the shittiest phone in the entire class.

What a bunch of consumerist cucks. They are mocking you because you won't bow down to the corporate overlords and buy their garbage JFL.

 

[ihaveno1]

ive never had a cool phone

 

[metabuxx]

Nope. I phonemog most. I replace my phones at least every two years. You need a good phone for work and communicating with friends.

Its over for RicheRichcel

 

[bait____]

My old phone was fucked up like me.

 

[N-Digger]

I forgot to mention this in the initial post but the phone I currently have is a Motorola g5s plus which cost me $300. My phone is so shit most people can't even recognise the brand. It has a cracked screen as well and scratches of the back.

 

[gymletethnicel]

What a bunch of consumerist cucks. They are mocking you because you won't bow down to the corporate overlords and buy their garbage JFL.

This is how normies are. They always need the newest clothes, phones, consoles and trendy useless products like fidget spinners. They are even more predictable than NPCs.

 

[Deleted member 6626]

My phone is the Nokia Model 100. Looks like an incel and acts like an incel. Simple and does the job well done!

 

[Personalityinkwell]

I didnt have an iphone til 2014 and I still have that same shitty iphone lol @ getting a new one when youre an incel

 

[builderseed]

i remember the first time i got a phone, i was 17. it was some shitty iphone 4 with a heavily cracked screen that no one else wanted

 

[Koruga]

Your phone is who you are, literally.

 

[crestfallencel]

iPhones are normie tier, I had a Dell Streak which was a huge 5" brick of a phone before anyone had such big phones, except nobody liked it so it was discontinued

 

[TheProphetMuscle]

Fuck these traits are always true with me. I have an iPhone 6s from 2015, screen always cracks, battery barely works, part of the screen is dark, and the home button doesn’t work anymore

 

[ZkinnyG]

i have an iphone 11
It’s beyond over for Lagdroidcels

 

[LittleDarkAge]

brutal truth. I have old iPhone x while normies and Chad's always have latest iPhone 11

Phone mogs me

 

[BraincelsRefugee]

i have an iphone 11
It’s beyond over for Lagdroidcels

MUST CONSOOM

 

[muharremabi]

I didnt have any phone until 19.(dedsrs) But my dad finally bought me a redmi note 8 which i dont even use except browsing incels.co and playing games. I dont even have a simcard jfl.

 

[Deleted member 19236]

i have an iphone 11
It’s beyond over for Lagdroidcels

androidcels are the truest cels

 

[>50IQcel]

Its over for RicheRichcel

No. I'm a poorcel

 

[metabuxx]

No. I'm a poorcel

How to afford all those phones then?

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Thankfully I could afford a decent used up phone
I had tons of shitty ones b4 this btw

 

[>50IQcel]

How to afford all those phones then?

Because they are not very expensive , costing only ~$1k. There are many things which are more important that I can't afford such as being private schooled , a performance car. A phone is nothing. I see little shits that are 12 years old have an iPhone 11 pro.

 

[Emba]

I don't have a phone.

Spoiler

i have a small pocket computer that has a phone built-in to it.

 

[Im_The_Idiot]

I use an iphone 5 lmao

 

[metabuxx]

I don't have a phone.

Spoiler

i have a small pocket computer that has a phone built-in to it.

 

[Deleted member 1983]

i have a samsung galaxy s5, so im like 5 versions behind now

 

[LostInTheStatic]

Incel phone anything less than £400

Mine was 200$ when it came out 2 years ago or so. I have had 3 phones in my whole life, this one being the third ofc, over for us poorcels.

 

[N-Digger]

This is how normies are. They always need the newest clothes, phones, consoles and trendy useless products like fidget spinners. They are even more predictable than NPCs.

You have people being worked to death in factories in some third-world shithole soley for the sake of producing the latest consumerist garbage that no-one truly needs. Why do people need a new phone every two years? All they do with new phones is slightly increase the processing power (which is useless because a phone can't do anything that needs a lot of processing power), give it a better camera and add a new gimmick like not having buttons or changing the headphone jack.

 

[Deleted member 1430]

lg g3 phone here

 

[FUCKITALLREEE]

Old LG G5 that i changed the screen and replaced the battery.

 

[Excluded]

Incel trait: only getting calls or messages from mom

 

[Bourbon]

normies always need new phones to keep up on social media

i had 2 smartphones in my whole life one was a 2011 phone wich i used to 2018 and now i'm using a 2017 huawei

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

i only have a cheap one, so my doctors/lawyers can contact me. Also my mom. That's it.

 

[N-Digger]

Incel trait: only getting calls or messages from mom

can confirm. brutal

 

[rapedwarf]

kek i bought my last phone 7 years ago, well even later than that i think. i just use the company phones that is some shitty android and i have my nokia as a backup. why would i care about getting a shinny piece of plastic?

 

[ionlycopenow]

Android screams virginity.

brutal truth. I have old iPhone x while normies and Chad's always have latest iPhone 11

Only one year old, "old phone"

Dude....