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RageFuel Incel trait: Girls don't laugh at your joke, but Chad tells the same joke later on to the same girls and they laugh.

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ordinaryotaku

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Has this happened to anyone? Back when I was fat as fuck in middle school, this happened with me on multiple occasions. I was always trying to be the funny guy, but some fucking mini-Chad would always steal the spotlight. But now, I've been demonized and ostracized so much by my peers that I no longer have much of a sense of humor.
 
I can't even finish a sentence to a woman before she walks away. So to tell a good joke I would need time and no woman will ever have that attention span when I'm around. Meanwhile with chad they are hanging around for a long time smiling, laughing, flirting.

There is something about me that just makes women very angry.. so they aren't in a jovial mood to laugh anyway.

I think my ancestors they didn't ever seduce women. They just made a group of men and had a giant billy club ready to smash the woman's skull if she didn't submit.
 
I think my ancestors they didn't ever seduce women. They just made a group of men and had a giant billy club ready to smash the woman's skull if she didn't submit.

I wish we could do that.
 
I think my ancestors they didn't ever seduce women. They just made a group of men and had a giant billy club ready to smash the woman's skull if she didn't submit.
How about your parents?
 
foids dont even have a sense of humour, theyll just laugh at anything chad intended to be funny

well, thats not entirely true. Some foids find sudden movement and loud crashes funny
 
How about your parents?

I take mainly after my mother, and she takes mainly after her mother. This line of women is ultra-elite in intellect, like out of 1,000 random women they would always be in the top 1 or 2.

But when I look how this line gets mogged physically by average people, not charismatic at all, very introverted, not musical nothing like that. Just pure intellectual power. And since women do not appreciate intellect it stood to reason to me that somewhere along the line when there were males it had to be based on power that they were able to mate.

In our cucked, women's rights, egalitarian society this type of mating strategy doesn't work for men. But to give you an example how turned on by power women are.. even in the 1800's, prisons would get flowers, long love letters and so forth coming non-stop for prisoners who had committed horrible crimes against women. Even chad doesn't get anything like that.
 
How incel can make girls laugh: say something serious
 
i wont say it happens all the time but often enough when i was in achool that i juat noticed this phenomenon where Chad says anything and gets laughs so i just stopped trying all together

first time was in 5th grade. there was this "funny" dance that was going through our neighborhood. i got to school and tried to show these people the dance but all the students made fun of me. then in the afternoon this Chad named Ernie/Ernest showed the dance to our teacher. she thought it was the funniest thing ever and gathered all the kids and he showcased his new dance moves to the whole crowd. the girls cheered him on and giggled when he blushed because he was embarrassed to dance in front of girls. later they all flocked to him and wanted him to teach them to dance. no doubt is was code for "fuck me in my tight tween virgin pussy"

Next time i vividly remember and it made me so angry was in 8th grade. a celebrity was all the rage and said a new word on tv. i thought it was cool so i went to school and immediately started talking like the celebrity. everyone made fun of me and called me a "poser"
Two periods later this Chad named Andrew starts talking like the celebrity and all the girls start laughing and going, 'OMG i saw that interview! he was so funny wasnt he? he is so cool' and Andrew had a group of students circle him and they all talked about how cool they all were now for talking like the celebrity. lasted like 2 months before we all started talking like regular again. not me though. i stopped the first day because people kept saying i was "trying too hard" and a "poser" and other names. that was really my first vivid memories of wanting to legit kill another studenn/students
 
Jfl at making foids laugh

Just be her court jester bro!

You should make them suffer
 
I was 100lbs overweight in middle school but statusmaxxed big time with humor, it helped build the foundation for being social for me but got me absolutely no where with foids.
 
Truecel tier tbh cause this is me
 
Yes man , at work my chadlite coworker always steals my jokes and then loudly blurts them out when flirting with foids .
It is over , he is not even ashamed of it .
 
jfl it happened all the time back when I used to talk (primary school, early middle school): I'd tell a joke, get ignored and a few seconds later some normie would retell the same joke and everyone would laugh
 
I never joke around because only soy cucks like making girls laugh
 
Girls laugh at anything bad that happens to an ugly male and anything a guy 2 points above them in looks says.
 
This happened to me way too often.
 
never joked in a front of girls so i dont know to be honest
 
I used to be pretty funny NGL but stopped because eventually I got tired of being ignored/having my jokes stolen. Even my good ideas in group projects were ignored then someone stole it and everyone was like wow good idea. But jUsT sOcIalIZE INkWeLL
 
I used to be pretty funny NGL but stopped because eventually I got tired of being ignored/having my jokes stolen. Even my good ideas in group projects were ignored then someone stole it and everyone was like wow good idea. But jUsT sOcIalIZE INkWeLL
Same happened with me. This kind of shit caused me to stop talking altogether.
 

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