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Serious Incel Trait: doing martial arts as a kid

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While most parents signed their children up for sports like Football, basketball or rugby, my parents signed me up to do karate. They probably thought that since I didn't get along with other kids and I was small and frail, this would somehow help turn me into a Chad. Besides the few Chads that were there, most of the kids were also subhumans who'd get absolutely pummeled by football Chads so I guess their parents had the same idea.
I'll never forgive my dumbass fucking stupid cunt mother for not signing me up for team sports and making my life even shittier than it had to be.
 
Dude incels in team sports get bullied and there is no chemistry. In a goal/try scoring position? they wont pass to you. Martial arts are a really cool idea for incels.
 
Dude incels in team sports get bullied and there is no chemistry. In a goal/try scoring position? they wont pass to you. Martial arts are a really cool idea for incels.

Correct. Team sports were mostly rough.
 
Dude incels in team sports get bullied and there is no chemistry. In a goal/try scoring position? they wont pass to you. Martial arts are a really cool idea for incels.

Depends what kind of cel you are. Ogrecels could easily play and do well in team sports. There were many of them like that in my highschool and they were relatively popular.
 
I tried and failed at Karate twice. Fuck martial arts, it was useless skill when I was a kid. Whenever I stood up to a bully and whooped his ass, I got in trouble for it. Fuck middle schools and fuck the school system as a whole.
 
I was a violent kid and I did rugby, but I stopped doing it at around 9 or so, I think. I remember being signed up for kickboxing when I was like 4 years old JFL like what use is that, but I guess it was too expensive or something because I hardly have any memories of it and must've been taken out in a few weeks
 
I did karate for a bit but stopped I got embarrassed being late for it I think I only did 2or 3 classes
 
While most parents signed their children up for sports like Football, basketball or rugby, my parents signed me up to do karate. They probably thought that since I didn't get along with other kids and I was small and frail, this would somehow help turn me into a Chad. Besides the few Chads that were there, most of the kids were also subhumans who'd get absolutely pummeled by football Chads so I guess their parents had the same idea.
I'll never forgive my dumbass fucking stupid cunt mother for not signing me up for team sports and making my life even shittier than it had to be.
Cut ties your mom immediately.
 
yes I did karate but I also danced as well
 
Various Martial arts since i was 11 but here i am socially incapable and shitty not even able to win a semi-pro mma match
 
Yes, i did taekwondo. My dad signed me up. But i enjoyed it because it was no teamsport.
 
practicing these martial arts or not, they know they will be knocked out by their own lives
 
I was in tae kwon do and even as a tween it was obvious as fuck that the whole thing was a ricecel scam. I've heard even now that all those "arts" have been btfo in mma that the difference schools now emphasize "moral" teachings over physical strength or fighting.
 
It helped me deal with bullies!
I call that a good idea!

Tai chi, to help with anger issues. Nice and slow. Calm.

Problem was... Too many bullies! Fucking waves and tides of them like a ocean!
 
It's mainly because in team sports you lift weights/work muscles, so you are more muscular. The person who teaches karate doesn't take it seriously and you do shitty choreography that doesn't do anything, and it's basically a cash grab because of kung fu movies.

Look at this
 
Why do I feel like all incels did track
 
Look at this
Dude, seriously...

I've been doing martial arts (not karate though) for 30+ years.
There is much more to it than just choreography.
At least, nobody ever picked on me in school or later in life, except a tik addict who tried to rob me in South Africa :D
 
Dude, seriously...

I've been doing martial arts (not karate though) for 30+ years.
There is much more to it than just choreography.
At least, nobody ever picked on me in school or later in life, except a tik addict who tried to rob me in South Africa :D
I'm not talking about martial arts like in the mma. I'm talking about the cash grab that is karate.
 
How many of us also tried PUA? PUA and McDojo martial arts (not the real stuff like Boxing, Wrestling, Jitsu, etc) is the same as PUA a hollow promise to teach you some techniques that will free you from your sub human genetics. Spoiler: They don't.
 
I played normieball
 
Only sport i ever played was tennis and that was for 2 years in my bluepilled days, afterwards no other sport interested me.
 
jfl if you think karate will help at fights
 
I wish my parent had enrolled me in a form of martial arts trainning as a kid. I almost did karate when I was young but something came up before I could take an actual lesson
 
I had no confidence growing up so I basically did nothing. If I did martial arts I would have been humiliated. Maybe as an adult
 
I tried football on my own accord during junior year. Played senior too. Regret not starting earlier so much. Such a good cope. I don't know why my parents didn't sign me up for it or try to when I was younger. If I had more experience i could have pursued it at a higher level. Team sports are the way to go.

but jfl at karate or shit like that. Boxing can be a legit sport but lmfao at karate or other gay shit like that
 
Most martial arts gyms are mcdojos with overweight/skinnyfat instructors and overweight/skinnyfat students. Even if they're not, they have to tailor classes to account for novices who are invariably in poor shape, so the incel child who's doing little to no activity outside class will probably stay out of shape. What this means is all the incel has against their Chad bullies, who are in better shape and genetically superior, essentially amounts to half-remembered dance lessons and a stiff frail body with which to execute them.

Incels with decent parents go to boxing gyms.
 
:yes: Who cares if I could have played football and made the nfl or at the very least make some friends. I’m going to do karate so I can pretend I’m like a kung fu guy in the movies. Facepalm
 

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