Welcome to Incels.is - Involuntary Celibate Forum

Welcome! This is a forum for involuntary celibates: people who lack a significant other. Are you lonely and wish you had someone in your life? You're not alone! Join our forum and talk to people just like you.

Incel trait: digestive issues

  • Thread starter Hungry Hungry Hindu
  • Start date
H

Hungry Hungry Hindu

The Supreme Shitskin
-
Joined
Apr 21, 2019
Posts
263
IBS, Crohns, Colitis, bloating, gas, constipation, itchy anus - all disproportionately affect incels.
 
Ive been shitting mucous and small shits. Also abdominal pain. 3 fucking months. Maybe ill die of colon cancer soon jfl:feelskek::feelsree:
 
Why do incels get those things more than chads and normies?
 
The reason I'm not a Chad is because I have terrible intermittent bloating throughout the day that makes my face look like shit.
 
Why do incels get those things more than chads and normies?

chads have strong body systems, the same reason why lots of chads can get away with being borderline alcoholics for 3 years in college and still look chadly for 30 years afterwards

chad eats pizza and is ripped is not a meme at all
 
We're the people who would have died in infancy without modern medicine; a fairly solid argument for Ludditism if you think about it.
 
Don't know if it counts but I have a hard time to make asshole clean after taking a shit, I never shit outside of my house because I fear to start sweating in my ass and a big line of shit appear in the crack of my butt, it happened to me once, it was one of the worst days of my life, if I'm not mistaken I made a thread here about that :waitwhat::waitwhat::waitwhat:
 
chads have strong body systems, the same reason why lots of chads can get away with being borderline alcoholics for 3 years in college and still look chadly for 30 years afterwards

chad eats pizza and is ripped is not a meme at all
There are incel looking guys who can eat pizza and still be ripped, and there are chads who need to watch what they eat in order to be fit. The chads you see who can eat pizza and stay ripped just got double lucky with good looks and high metabolism.
 
I have digestive issues. When I was young my stomach would always growl and makes tons of noise while digesting. Today I don’t have so many noises but I am never regular.
 
I have digestive issues. Not sure what exactly, though. It's inherited.
 
Over for shitcels
 
my gut got fuckign demolished by antibiotics

probiotics help somewhat
 
I dont have any issues like that, sounds suifuel.
 
It's over for my shitbox. It's probably all the shit we eat, alcohol, and sedentary lifestyle.
 
I had IBS like symptoms throughout high school that made sitting near other people a living hell. I had diarrhea pretty much every morning and serious fucking gas the whole day. When I got home my stomach felt like such shit. I feel infinitely better now, but my entire high school years were fucked because of that and other things
 
don't understand :feelstrash:
 
Dont have any of these
 
You take the following advice at your own risk. If you have medical issues you should see your Physician!

Bowel issues

-Don't overdo it on protein, fat, and calcium.
-Take in adequate amounts of fiber and fluid. -You can use OTC things (stool softeners, etc) occasionally but if it becomes regular see the damn Physician.

Diarrhea:

-Don't overdue fiber and fluids.

-Loperamide, if this is regular see the Physician.

Itchy ass:

-Make sure you lotion it after you shower.

-Use butt wipes instead of toilet paper

Dirty ass

-Shave the hair down there.

-Use buttwipes instead of toilet paper

-Spread those cheeks when taking a dump
 
damn nigga so true I have it
 
You should see the toilet after I drink coca cola
 
most of incel traits described on this forum doesnt suit for most incels.
 
I have digestive issues as well. I take several different fibers, as well as yogurt and a yeast pre-biotic supplement. I skip breakfast to give my stomach a rest. I also eat green leafy vegetables almost every day.

I often poop several times a day. Now however, I am trying to reduce it to one time a day. I have found that the supplements i have been using are working quite well.
 
I had acid reflex, had to get surgery on my stomach when I was 10.
 
Depression means your ugly and it weakens the immune system.
 
I have so many digestive problems it's not even funny.
 
IBS, Crohns, Colitis, bloating, gas, constipation, itchy anus - all disproportionately affect incels.
I have a high chance for crohns disease according to my genes, I also fart a lot

it's over
 

Similar threads

Based NaziCel
Replies
31
Views
419
NocturnalCel
NocturnalCel
Kina Hikikomori
Replies
3
Views
407
VideoGameCoper
VideoGameCoper
N
Replies
16
Views
215
Stupid Clown
Stupid Clown
kay'
Replies
20
Views
322
fatass30000
fatass30000
DarkStar
Replies
27
Views
397
LeFrenchCel
LeFrenchCel

Users who are viewing this thread

shape1
shape2
shape3
shape4
shape5
shape6
Back
Top