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Incel trait: Ambidextrous fapping

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You have spent such a long time fapping to stuff, you are as good with both hands. Just like special forces who train with both hands using a firearm. jfl
 
just fuck both hands at once theory
 
you good?
yes I'm listening to the Lego Ninjago Official Theme Song Music Video The Fold - Weekend Whip - HD720. Not kidding.

also fucking both hands is a legit stratt
 
yes I'm listening to the Lego Ninjago Official Theme Song Music Video The Fold - Weekend Whip - HD720. Not kidding.

also fucking both hands is a legit stratt
zoomer
mogs me
 
Nah man I'm a righty all the way
 
I went from only using my right hand to only using my left hand. (Left hand so I can use right hand to use mouse to scroll through shit)
Shit, this is scarily accurate.
I don't coom anymore though, those days are behind me.
But this is definitely an incel trait.
 
The awkwardness of using the left hand makes it almost feel like a foid is jacking you off.
 
Same here, now I can fap with my feet too. Inceldom is amazing, it will make you do stuffs unimaginable.
 
I can only fap with my right hand tbh
 
Yes for me and when using the computer mouse.
 
Fapping has become boring to me now.
 
no way, i should have done it to reduce wrist damage but i just reduced frequency in general ngl, feeling pain during pushups because of unidextrous fapping ngl

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I only edge to maintain nofap
 
I always used my non-dominant hand tbh.
 
I only use the left hand to keep things ticking over when I'm loading up material on the screen with the right. I usually load up the material I use before I start, though, so I can get into it without having to constantly switch between pictures and videos.
 
Imagine if you had two dicks
 
I went from only using my right hand to only using my left hand. (Left hand so I can use right hand to use mouse to scroll through shit)
Shit, this is scarily accurate.
I don't coom anymore though, those days are behind me.
But this is definitely an incel trait.
Lol nofap american retardation 100%
 
Lol nofap american retardation 100%
im not doing nofap, that shit is a stupid meme
I just don't have the energy/sex drive anymore to jerk off.
and even when I look at porn that I used to be able to get off to in seconds, I don't even get hard anymore
my sex drive just kind of died abruptly recently.
 
im not doing nofap, that shit is a stupid meme
I just don't have the energy/sex drive anymore to jerk off.
and even when I look at porn that I used to be able to get off to in seconds, I don't even get hard anymore
my sex drive just kind of died abruptly recently.
Sorry then. High iq and depressionmaxxed
 
Nah can't confirm this trait tbh ( to be honest ) i've always used my left hand, and most likely won't ever change that.
 
I ldar to the point my laziness stops me having ever having done this, when i fap i get little joy from it tbh ngl
 
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im not doing nofap, that shit is a stupid meme
I just don't have the energy/sex drive anymore to jerk off.
and even when I look at porn that I used to be able to get off to in seconds, I don't even get hard anymore
my sex drive just kind of died abruptly recently.
Nofap will bring back your sex drive with a vengeance, ded srs
 
It prevents cramps
 
I have recently started fapping using my left hand, it's quite difficult tbh.
 
Not really. I just jerk off with my left and browse internet with my right
 


I can think of a better use of my time than letting a pair of disgusting male hands touch my cock in such a homoerotic manner as masturbation necessitates.



Independent pleasuring should not be done via direct hand contact, that's gay unless it's foid hands.

 

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