We will need a war to solve this problem (in minecraft), im talking about tanks, helicopters, guns, nukes, grenades...
All this shit, we could use the fakecels as human shields (in minecraft), but we will need two fakecels manlets for each truecel tallfag, these dwarfs are light as feather but wouldnt cover a good area.
We dont have much money, but we could make a DIY version of war vehicles, we could use a fridge or a bathtub and tie a ceiling fan on top of it, that shit would make a good helicopter, tanks are even easier, it is basically cars with a can in the middle with some mats in the tire place, just rob the grandma car and put a pvc pipe in the middle...
For the nuke just rob that nigga joe biden, that oldfag cant even walk properly jfl, just kidnap him (IN MINECRAFT!!!), ask for the codes, the only thing we would need to do after that is rob the nuke from a air force military base, GG.
I guess im a genius after all, who is with me ?