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HONKLER THE CAR GUY

HONKLER THE CAR GUY

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In general avoid women, normies, fags and the typical stuff; watch based shows and music.

More specific advice:

> wear comfy, black hoodies and sweatpants.

Not much point in washing them because that just wears the fabric down, and besides, you aren't getting laid or a job promotion anytime soon; fuck trying to appease people who don't care anyway and see you as a ghost. Also don't draw attention to yourself.

> invest in some body armour: you never know when some psycho will knife you

> neetmaxx

Self explanatory but not always possible, and sometimes work can be good if you desire to (like I did but I was held back by my crippled ankle) . If you do work, pick a factory or jannie job where you do actual labour and avoid micro-management and dealing with normies; such jobs are a no-go for incels.

> don't glow post or say things online that will get you in trouble

> keep your autistic opinions and worldview to yourself in real life

> Get a shower chair: only a normie fool stands when he showers, however, shower when and if you want to

> keep a decently clean and tidy living space for your mental comfort

> Eat less than 1500 calories away of any food to lose weight. Bonus if you are eating good food and a maintenance weight of 2000-2500 cals.

> download music and youtube videos and other things of the internet incase of the internet going down.

> Store your things in a good quality suitcase

> Avoid college at all costs
 
Also the only haircut you need is a jesus cut or a buzz cut, shaving isn't necessary either
 
In general avoid women, normies, fags and the typical stuff; watch based shows and music.

More specific advice:

> wear comfy, black hoodies and sweatpants.

Not much point in washing them because that just wears the fabric down, and besides, you aren't getting laid or a job promotion anytime soon; fuck trying to appease people who don't care anyway and see you as a ghost. Also don't draw attention to yourself.

> invest in some body armour: you never know when some psycho will knife you

> neetmaxx

Self explanatory but not always possible, and sometimes work can be good if you desire to (like I did but I was held back by my crippled ankle) . If you do work, pick a factory or jannie job where you do actual labour and avoid micro-management and dealing with normies; such jobs are a no-go for incels.

> don't glow post or say things online that will get you in trouble

> keep your autistic opinions and worldview to yourself in real life

> Get a shower chair: only a normie fool stands when he showers, however, shower when and if you want to

> keep a decently clean and tidy living space for your mental comfort

> Eat less than 1500 calories away of any food to lose weight. Bonus if you are eating good food and a maintenance weight of 2000-2500 cals.

> download music and youtube videos and other things of the internet incase of the internet going down.

> Store your things in a good quality suitcase

> Avoid college at all costs
you forgot finding good copes so you dont rope
 
AVOID COLLEGE AT ALL COSTS
 
''You can't wear body armour because of heckin terrorism''
Would not be surprised if that was the reason, i was told by some bloke my male birth guardian years ago that it was illegal to own, at least for the average joe
 
how? were the people nice?
Well I was in a cell by myself and the guards were just doing their job

No interaction with other prisoners
 
but honestly if i didnt go to college, idk what i would be doing
I went to college, got a meme qualification in music, went to do another meme course in my second year, and dropped out a few weeks later
 
I went to college, got a meme qualification in music, went to do another meme course in my second year, and dropped out a few weeks later
im doing software development so ig i can use my degree. but i hate these courses, and most people in my courses. interning is even worse.
 
oh oke, for long? i dont even socialise but even that sounds horrible if it was too long.
one day jfl

wasn't that bad tho, I think I could do solitary confinement for a while
 
In general avoid women, normies, fags and the typical stuff; watch based shows and music.

More specific advice:

> wear comfy, black hoodies and sweatpants.

Not much point in washing them because that just wears the fabric down, and besides, you aren't getting laid or a job promotion anytime soon; fuck trying to appease people who don't care anyway and see you as a ghost. Also don't draw attention to yourself.

> invest in some body armour: you never know when some psycho will knife you

> neetmaxx

Self explanatory but not always possible, and sometimes work can be good if you desire to (like I did but I was held back by my crippled ankle) . If you do work, pick a factory or jannie job where you do actual labour and avoid micro-management and dealing with normies; such jobs are a no-go for incels.

> don't glow post or say things online that will get you in trouble

> keep your autistic opinions and worldview to yourself in real life

> Get a shower chair: only a normie fool stands when he showers, however, shower when and if you want to

> keep a decently clean and tidy living space for your mental comfort

> Eat less than 1500 calories away of any food to lose weight. Bonus if you are eating good food and a maintenance weight of 2000-2500 cals.

> download music and youtube videos and other things of the internet incase of the internet going down.

> Store your things in a good quality suitcase

> Avoid college at all costs
> collect snow globes
 
examples?
i think this also depends alot on the country
I remember being served this

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Poundland Food Special - All Day Breakfast | Ashens - YouTube

Kellogg's Frosties Milk Cereal Bars Multipack, 6x25g
 
brutal if you have to eat this everyday
I remember they gave me some outdated world record book and harry trotter book to pass the time
 

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