Based Incel Recipes

[MettBleck]

In this Thread we shall share our favorite food recipes, if you’d like to share pics within the recipes you may. I’m interested in new recipes.
p.s Thanks for sharing!!

 

[Cheezecel]

rat poison x 1 tea spoon

 

[St. Sincere]

Cooking is suicidefuel because it reminds me that no foid would ever cook for me

 

[slaaneshcel]

Ammonia and bleach

 

[MettBleck]

BEST SALISBURY STEAK RECIPE
Ingredients
For the steak:

• 1 pound ground beef
• 1/4 cup breadcrumbs
• 1 large egg
• 2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce
• 1 teaspoon onion powder
• 1/2 teaspoon garlic salt
• 1/2 teaspoon mustard powder
• 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt
• lots fresh ground black pepper , or to taste

• 1 Tablespoon cooking oil , for searing beef patties

For the Mushroom Gravy

• 3 tablespoons butter
• 8 ounces mushrooms , sliced
• 1 medium onion , sliced
• 2 cloves garlic , minced
• 1/4-1/2 cup flour , depending on how thick you like your gravy
• 3 cups broth (beef, chicken or vegetable)
• Kosher salt or sea salt , or to taste
• black pepper to taste

Directions

1. In large bowl mix together all the steak ingredients (beef, breadcrumbs, egg, Worcestershire sauce, onion powder, garlic salt, mustard powder, salt, and black pepper). Shape into 4 oval patties.
2. Heat large pan over medium-high heat and then add oil. Brown both sides of patties (about 1 minute per side) and then remove from the pan.
3. Keep same pan and beef juices over medium high heat. Add the mushrooms and onion and cook until onions are golden and excess mushroom liquid evaporates, about 10 minutes.
4. Add garlic and butter. Cook for about 1 minute.
5. Stir in the flour, cooking and stirring to remove lumps. Add about 1/2 - 1 cup of beef stock, whisking until incorporated.
6. Increase heat to High. Slowly pour in the remaining broth and whisk until well combined. Season with salt and pepper, to taste (the saltiness and flavors will concentrate some when it reduces down).
7. Once gravy starts to boil, reduce heat to low. Stirring often, simmer until the gravy starts to thicken, about 5-10 minutes. Add salisbury steak patties back into the gravy and cook until the steak patties are cooked to your preferred doneness (usually about 5-10 minutes), stirring the gravy occasionally around the steaks. Taste for seasoning and add more salt & pepper, if desired.
8. Serve the steaks topped with the mushroom sauce. They are excellent over rice, pasta or mashed potatoes!

 

[dyellow]

Here's my personal favorite, you can do it anywhere actually:
-hot water
-pour into the cupnoodles

 

[Deleted member 19079]

should probably post this in off topic unless you want knajjd to hit u with the ban hammer tbh

 

[starystulejarz]

Cooking is suicidefuel because it reminds me that no foid would ever cook for me

It's lifefuel to me since it makes foids even more worthless, what do they have left? they won't cook (since i can cook pretty well), they won't give me compassion they won't love me, they won't desire me, they are too stupid to have meaningful conversation. Only thing they have left are sex, kissing, touch(holding hands and hugging) and spending time doing normie stuff which i hate anyway.

In this Thread we shall share our favorite food recipes, if you’d like to share pics within the recipes you may. I’m interested in new recipes.
p.s Thanks for sharing!!

I can also cook salmon and pollock, turkey would be as easy to cook as chicken. I'm not sure what i want to learn next since i'm depressed and lazy.

 

[Speed]

Garlic Compound butter recipe

• 1 stick butter 1/2 cup, softened
• 1 whole zest of lemons(The peelings)
• 1/2 teaspoon salt or to taste
• 1 clove garlic minced
• 3 tablespoons fresh parsley chopped
• 1 1/2 tablespoons fresh chopped herbs basil, oregano, rosemary, cilantro
• 1/4 teaspoon ground black peppercorns

Take all the ingredients and mash them together. Take some saran wrap and try to mold the mash back into a stick as best as you can. Refrigerate.

Goes great on steak, fish, baked potatoes, and toast.

 

[ThirdWorldcel]

Chicken tendies

 

[Incellectual]

caramelized onions are tasty. All you need is oil, butter and onions and you fry it until it is brown. very tasty and easy to make.

 

[wertysquirty2]

Here is a really easy recipe I made a few days ago. It was an oven baked 3lb pork butt that I coated in a little oil and slathered in a 50/50 ratio of salt and pepper. Then I baked the outside at 450 degrees for 40 minutes to get the outside crispy, and then bake for another 5-6 hours at 240 degrees to cook through the meat. It tasted so good it was honestly better than any of the southern bbq restaurants ive been to. It is very low effort and as long as the meat is good you cant mess it up

 

[Gigacel]

Baked chicken is the easiest thing to do. Rub your favorite rub with olive oil. Preheat at 400 and bake for 1hour.

 

[jerrycan dan]

rat poison x 1 tea spoon

I know an old dude who ate rat poison. A lot of rat poisons just thin the blood so the rat bleeds to death when it comes up against an unpleasant surface, as small animals that climb all over everything do. You can eat rat poison if you have high blood pressure.

 

[basedschizocel]

rat poison x 1 tea spoon

truecel meal

 

[Deleted member 17606]

Horsemilk and a block of cheese

 

[Ellsworth]

Chicken tendies

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Made by mom and served to us at computer desk in basement.

 

[Orkcel]

Surprised no one brought up the quintessential meal for ogre brained manchildren like me. The grilled cheese, all you need is two pieces of bread, butter to apply to bread before throwing on hot pan, and any combination of cheddar, swiss, or munster cheese. I personally keep the burner on medium 5/10 so that the cheese melts before the bread burns. Pretty much the most braindead meal imaginable and it's tastier than just eating cheese out of the package.