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Serious Incel Poetry Megathread

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All replies have to be rhymes. Either a full poem or a couple of rhyming lines.
“Go first faggot”
All hoes are my foes
Woe to all my foes
They’re all bad omens like black crows
 
These are some lines that has been stuck in my head. Being sexless makes all kinds of shit pop up.

I'm an incel and there is a price to be payed. It's fucking easy to stand when you have never been laid.

Peter North has enjoyed many women. He never had to see the world with incel vision.

I tried to be like Peter North but I have failed. My only wish is that all my chances hadn't sailed. Away, away beyond my reach being like Peter North feels so steep.

I claim my right, I claim resources and I show these thots who's the god of all forces.

By @gotet
 
speak jimmy fallon GIF by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
 
At an ITfoid I pull the trigger.
Seeing those fatties makes my ego bigger.
I call them fat and I snigger.
A roastie, a gold-digger.
Nigger.
 
(This doesn't rhyme, but it's still poetry)
O teen love
I missed thee in my youth
Thou passedst by me
And forgat me
Now my life is over
Since i missed thee
 
Niggers tried to Rob me

Shoot that niggers chest now he's moving like a zombie

Another nigga ran up and I shanked him like notti (ny drill niggas will get that reference)

Stupid clown got fucked by master now he's calling him papi
 
Troons, sheboons and coons they’re all fools.
I’m cool :feelzez:
 
These are some lines that has been stuck in my head. Being sexless makes all kinds of shit pop up.

I'm an incel and there is a price to be payed. It's fucking easy to stand when you have never been laid.

Peter North has enjoyed many women. He never had to see the world with incel vision.

I tried to be like Peter North but I have failed. My only wish is that all my chances hadn't sailed. Away, away beyond my reach being like Peter North feels so steep.

I claim my right, I claim resources and I show these thots who's the god of all forces.

By @gotet
Damn, i didn´t even now we had a poetry megathread. Thanx!
 
I spend my day
In dirty room
I need a woman
With a broom

I touch myself
In dirty way
I hope she'll help
Relieve the pain
 
At an ITfoid I pull the trigger.
Seeing those fatties makes my ego bigger.
I call them fat and I snigger.
A roastie, a gold-digger.
Nigger.
7/10 needs more ACTION and imagery
 
(This doesn't rhyme, but it's still poetry)
O teen love
I missed thee in my youth
Thou passedst by me
And forgat me
Now my life is over
Since i missed thee
:cryfeels:
 
I just wanted to coom in a sheboon coon
Spending my days ruminating bout painful memories
Suicide is still a felony cooming is melanating my eyes
My soul died
 

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