LDAR Incel "pickup" lines

[Robtical]

I'll start.
Are you going to be low iq or are you going to let me turn your pussy into ragu?

Here's ragu in case you didn't know.

 

[Indari]

horribl

 

[Insalsa]

 

[Deleted member 13256]

Are you a KSG? Because I want you to blow a load on my head.

 

[Robtical]

Are you a KSG? Because I want you to blow a load on my head.

Gayo.

 

[SilentSoup]

I'll start.
Are you going to be low iq or are you going to let me turn your pussy into ragu?

Here's ragu in case you didn't know.

So what I need to print a pic of ragu before I can use that pickup line

 

[Deleted member 13256]

Gayo.

I thought we were picking up incels.

 

[NEETAndTidy]

"You seem sympathetic"
"Do you like batman?"
"What are your thoughts on hitler?"

 

[Animas]

Does sperging out and puking on yourself count

 

[FrothySolutions]

"I'm into ER. Extramarital relations."

 

[Incellectual]

incel pickup lines = get arrested for raping a foid with your words and ugly looks

 

[Robtical]

So what I need to print a pic of ragu before I can use that pickup line

You have to live somewhere that airs ragu commercials or sells it at stores. Many foids might be impressed you know what ragu is and think you'd know how to cook.

I thought we were picking up incels.

I meant lines incels use to "pickup" foids hypothetically.

incel pickup lines = get arrested for raping a foid with your words and ugly looks

Cops can't arrest shit. And jfl if you wait for the cops to come after a foid calls them on you.

 

[Rice Cel]

Open bob and send vagene

 

[Evil Genius]

"Hello baby girl, you are my hERo"

 

[Deleted member 13256]

Baby you can call me Arby's because imma put my mayo in your roast beef sandwich.

 

[Robtical]

Baby you can call me Arby's because imma put my mayo in your roast beef sandwich.

Nice. Or "Do you work at Arby's? Because I smell roast beef."

 

[bakadesu]

I'll start.
Are you going to be low iq or are you going to let me turn your pussy into ragu?

Here's ragu in case you didn't know.

Kek

 

[Ritalincel]

"What are your thoughts on hitler?"

 

[Deleted member 4159]

Hey, Elliot Rodger here

 

[stuttercel]

Are you blowing?
Because I want to fucking blow my brain out

 

[itsmemario]

Hey, Elliot Rodger here

Genious!

 

[Lord Byron]

"You seem sympathetic"
"Do you like batman?"
"What are your thoughts on hitler?"

Nice. Or "Do you work at Arby's? Because I smell roast beef."

“Hey baby, are you a loyal virgin willing to love only me forever or a revolting brain dead whore like every other woman on earth?”

“Do you like big dicks? Because if you do you will like my personality, and if you don’t you will like my actual dick.”

“Your eyes were so pretty I noticed you from across the room. Out of interest, how many sexual partners have you had?”

 

[Mainländer]

You're so pretty my chin recessed when I saw you.

 

[Robtical]

“Hey baby, are you a loyal virgin willing to love only me forever or a revolting brain dead whore like every other woman on earth?”

“Do you like big dicks? Because if you do you will like my personality, and if you don’t you will like my actual dick.”

“Your eyes were so pretty I noticed you from across the room. Out of interest, how many sexual partners have you had?”

You're so pretty my chin recessed when I saw you.

Are you blowing?
Because I want to fucking blow my brain out

Hey, Elliot Rodger here

Good ones guys. Keep them coming.

 

[Spite]

Suck me off or I'll kill you.