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Incel Humor. I joined in to pillow talk through motel wall

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It was in a cheap motel, not even a national chain. My headboard was right on the adjoining wall.

A married couple checked in next door, and I could make out just about every word. In 5 minutes they were going at it. And then pillow talk.

"You couldn't even wait till I showered!"

So I joined in, in a low growler sleazy voice.(speaking into the wall).

"Oh Baby! I know I couldn't wait! And I need another quickie right now baby"!!

He said, who the hell is that?"

I said "it's ME baby. Don't do me like that"!!

He got out of bed, knocked on the wall, then went into the Hall. And knocked on my door.

I never made another sound.

He called the front desk, but apparently the agent wouldn't reveal if anyone was checked into my room.
 
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Hobo Cel said:
It was a cheap motel, not even a national chain. My headboard was right on the adjoining wall.

A married couple checked in next door, and I could make out just about every word. In 5 minutes they were going at it. And then pillow talk.

"You couldn't even wait till I showered!"

So I joined in, in a low growler sleazy voice.(speaking into the wall).

"Oh Baby! I know I couldn't wait! And I need another quickie right now baby"!!

He said, who the hell is that?"

I said "it's ME baby. Don't do me like that"!!

He got out of bed, knocked on the wall, then went into the Hall.

I never made another sound.
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Notorious Inkler said:
The dude actually made this raunchy laugh while he was having sex.

Hee hee hee

It was creepy.
 
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You should have killed em both.
 
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Hobo Cel said:
It was in a cheap motel, not even a national chain. My headboard was right on the adjoining wall.

A married couple checked in next door, and I could make out just about every word. In 5 minutes they were going at it. And then pillow talk.

"You couldn't even wait till I showered!"

So I joined in, in a low growler sleazy voice.(speaking into the wall).

"Oh Baby! I know I couldn't wait! And I need another quickie right now baby"!!

He said, who the hell is that?"

I said "it's ME baby. Don't do me like that"!!

He got out of bed, knocked on the wall, then went into the Hall. And knocked on my door.

I never made another sound.

He called the front desk, but apparently the agent wouldn't reveal if anyone was checked into my room.
:feelshaha: Based if not larp.
 
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Hobo Cel said:
The dude actually made this raunchy laugh while he was having sex.

Hee hee hee

It was creepy.
Were they old boomers?
 
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Hobo Cel said:
Not based

Just a little fun
Are you going to post that video of the whore harassing you or what?
 
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TheDarkEnigma said:
Were they old boomers?
They sounded like 30 to 35.

The guy was really horny.

The slow groaning noises he made sounded gutteral.

But he always expressed it as hee hee hee.

Tbh, the girl musta been ugly.

No Becky would put up with it
 
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this is believable

sounds like something D @Languishingrn (peace and blessing be upon him) would do
 
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kanyepilled said:
this is believable

sounds like something D @Languishingrn
I'd be in fear pf my life, 99% of men can kick my ass.
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(peace and blessing be upon him) would do
Getting a STEM degree isn't easy, I'm doing credit recovery and have an insane workload.
 
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Mecoja said:
You should have killed em both.
Pillow talk, joker style
 
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Languishingrn said:
Getting a STEM degree isn't easy, I'm doing credit recovery and have an insane workload.
did you reply to the wrong post on this
 
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Hobo Cel said:
The dude actually made this raunchy laugh while he was having sex.

Hee hee hee

It was creepy.
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Ika-Sama @Ika-Sama
 
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Deserved. Fuck privileged scum.
 
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Hobo Cel said:
It was in a cheap motel, not even a national chain. My headboard was right on the adjoining wall.

A married couple checked in next door, and I could make out just about every word. In 5 minutes they were going at it. And then pillow talk.

"You couldn't even wait till I showered!"

So I joined in, in a low growler sleazy voice.(speaking into the wall).

"Oh Baby! I know I couldn't wait! And I need another quickie right now baby"!!

He said, who the hell is that?"

I said "it's ME baby. Don't do me like that"!!

He got out of bed, knocked on the wall, then went into the Hall. And knocked on my door.

I never made another sound.

He called the front desk, but apparently the agent wouldn't reveal if anyone was checked into my room.
Based.
 
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I think OP was a LARPing faggot.
 
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Hobo Cel said:
It was in a cheap motel, not even a national chain. My headboard was right on the adjoining wall.

A married couple checked in next door, and I could make out just about every word. In 5 minutes they were going at it. And then pillow talk.

"You couldn't even wait till I showered!"

So I joined in, in a low growler sleazy voice.(speaking into the wall).

"Oh Baby! I know I couldn't wait! And I need another quickie right now baby"!!

He said, who the hell is that?"

I said "it's ME baby. Don't do me like that"!!

He got out of bed, knocked on the wall, then went into the Hall. And knocked on my door.

I never made another sound.

He called the front desk, but apparently the agent wouldn't reveal if anyone was checked into my room.
lol wtf
 
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