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CHRIST IS KING
@NoLooksNoLife the dream life.
"Christian" whores are already lining up to marry this reborn angel, surely his 3-page long rap sheet of felonies and placement on the sex offender list doesn't say anything to the quality of this future relationship! 
@Acion and @NoLooksNoLife both on suicide watch
yeah and the guys are supposed to marry him too"Christian" whores are already lining up to marry this reborn angel, surely his 3-page long rap sheet of felonies and placement on the sex offender list doesn't say anything to the quality of this future relationship!
this has to be cope
im churchmaxxing on Sunday
im coping we’re all coping
fuckinnn overrr
im churchmaxxing on Sunday
im coping we’re all coping
fuckinnn overrr
u saying Im gay?
Basically yeah
Thats where ure wrong, Chico. I look more like fabio(hair + tattoos) than the mousecel, mang
well at least Im straight enough to make comics.Basically yeah
ur too deep in the closet to do that
Nigga that makes no sense.
Thats where ure wrong, Chico. I look more like fabio(hair + tattoos) than the mousecel, mang
Real and True
this is a certified hood classic
What the fuck does this even mean
I also got ample chica interaction in at church today, mang
the comic?
Yes, this is not even how churches work, I go to church and I have never seen a Chad let alone foids just flocking to this random guy talking about Jesus
You're probably using 9+ as the definition of Chad. HTN definitely get treated like thiis at church
Don't be a free agent in life, let the blackpill guide you"Christian" whores are already lining up to marry this reborn angel, surely his 3-page long rap sheet of felonies and placement on the sex offender list doesn't say anything to the quality of this future relationship!
Blackpill is true everywhere, even in churches
Christian women would rather waste time trying to redeem a bad boy sinner rather than settle down with a good guy
Churches exist to help atheist whores get betabuxxed by bluepilled christian guys
Chad cult leaders are a big thiing in Alcoholics Anonymous as well
you hit it right on the nail
in fact, if Jesus showed up and didn't tell the women he was Jesus, they would all cuck him.
Jesus has no dick, and no money to offer the women.
I wouldn't be surprised if Jesus was FtM or he knew he was a bastard and had an oedipal complex for whores
Nope
thats not how it works, in the second coming, the churchs transform into an spiritual body, absent from the tentations of the flesh
Everything in this comic actually happened.
In fact, I showed the girl in the comic, the comic.
And she had sex with fabio the next day. AND TOLD ME ABOUT IT
No, In the second coming, the church will become a cartoon animation studio for incels.
not the comic, Jesus is the son of God, He doesnt have sexual urges, He was the perfect man
the comic i believe its truth lol youth groups are a nono in almost everychurch
Okay Jesus Christ or whatever, but the religion is flawed.
"I did not come to abolish the law but to fulfill it"
Peter takes away the kosher laws.
Kosher laws were put in place because they symbolize sexual immorality.
Shellfish are bottom feeders.
Lobsters, shrimp and squids look like dicks.
Clams look like vaginas.
Cheese Burgers are nursing/pregnant women.
boiling the kid in the milk, having sex with a breastfeeding woman.
Pigs are abortions. Pigs feed off their own children.
Women have sex and kill the child for their own pleasure.
"I did not come to bring peace, but to bring a sword." Matthew 10:34
but then he says "Don't resist the evil one, turn the other cheek"
"Love your enemies"
Parable of the vineyard "everyone is paid the same amount, even the guy who shows up last".
This loophole allows a man to beat you up, fuck your wife, and then stand next to you at church next sunday.
Why are they furries.
"Holy Mary mother of God"
Nobody is holy except God.
God has a mother? So the God of our God is a woman?
satanic
they are not furries they are sonichus,
There is a big difference.
Furries have all the fur drawn out, my style is more human approach and they have skin.
Also, people look like animals so to draw people as animal like gives more life to the cartoon.
Christ is cuck
Saw it with outlaw bikers turned Christianscringe, lmao thats not how it werks
this is truth, still hurts a bit
Also every time chad dumps a christian girl, she runs to the church hugbox
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