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Incel essentials?

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-Comfortable clothes( hoodie, sweatpants, flip flops, underwear)
- some money
- comfortable bed
- either completely buzz your hair or go with the Jesus cut ( Don’t bother cutting your hair at all)
- access to good porn

Anything I’m missing?
 
A flask of whiskey
 
Being NEET, rest is optional.
 
Anything I’m missing
 
this. i would rope if i didnt have the option of being neet. 1000% serious im too dysfunctional to participate in society
Then you’d rope in my life
 
How much do you make a month
None of your business. But it’s nothing to envy, so don’t worry. I wish I was richer but I’m not. Just can’t risk revealing anything about my job here
 
Basically
I see. NEETing will never be an option for me unless I got a permanent injury or something that rendered me unable to do anything.

But on the plus side, I have just enough extra money to sometimes do cool car things. But I wish I had more money to cope with cars more
 
I see. NEETing will never be an option for me unless I got a permanent injury or something that rendered me unable to do anything.

But on the plus side, I have just enough extra money to sometimes do cool car things. But I wish I had more money to cope with cars more
Mogs. Wtf you can purchase cars?
 
An account on .is is essential
 
-Comfortable clothes( hoodie, sweatpants, flip flops, underwear)
- some money
- comfortable bed
- either completely buzz your hair or go with the Jesus cut ( Don’t bother cutting your hair at all)
- access to good porn

Anything I’m missing?
Not bothering to cut my hair has now allowed me to have the best hair style I've ever had in my life. Thank you Norwood reaper, I hope we don't meet anytime soon.
 
Not bothering to cut my hair has now allowed me to have the best hair style I've ever had in my life. Thank you Norwood reaper, I hope we don't meet anytime soon.
Mogs

Yea I flip flop in between just letting my hair grow like Jesus and then buzzing it all off too. I have good hair genes but not bothered with hair cause too lazy
 
bump.


i think knowing where good 24/7 places are for food and drinks is an essential because as a neet/incel you're probably going to have irregular hours.

i'm lucky there's a bunch of places near me that open up into the wee hours. got a 24/7 mcdonalds too
 
Gaming
Good food
Tv
 
-A quest 3 for gooning to high quality 8K 360 porn
-Steam deck for ldar gaming
-Good high quality headset
 
-A quest 3 for gooning to high quality 8K 360 porn
-Steam deck for ldar gaming
-Good high quality headset
Based

I escort Max though it mogs porn to oblivion
 
lifestyle wise, i think taking the path of least resistance is a must as an incel. i've been doing extra lately but will make sure to cut down to the bare minimum again
 
Money.

Then books, Internet, a place to be alone... but the most important thing is money.
 
Bump. Probably need to cut my hair again like next week
 
-A refrigerator well stocked with sugary carbonated beverages especially Coke and or Pepsi

-The McDonalds app

-Obligatory nearly $1000 NEETBux bribe Cheque from the Jew government so we don’t band together and go revolutionary ER on them as well so we remain consoomERs and buy more cheap Chinese slave labor junk that we don’t need.

-Ifag or one’s preferred tablet device to watch @Todd Thundercock and oreoman/saavy guy videos on CoonTube

-Chaturbate account so you can pull out your hog and make it oink at Selkie’s slutty sisters! :feelskek:
 
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-A refrigerator well stocked with sugary carbonated beverages especially Coke and or Pepsi

-The McDonalds app

-Obligatory nearly $1000 NEETBux bribe Cheque from the Jew government so we don’t band together and go revolutionary ER on them as well so we remain consoomERs and buy more cheap Chinese slave labor junk that we don’t need.

-Ifag or one’s preferred tablet device to watch @Todd Thundercock and oreoman/saavy guy videos on CoonTube

-Chaturbate account so you can pull out your hog and make it oink at Selkie’s slutty sisters! :feelskek:
Based

Wish I could get on neet bux here in Asia
 
Money, because my copings are too expensive, even being essentially the same as any incel desire (excluding love, of which I don't feel comfortable or even realize to be possible to buy). I need money to eat some "fancy foods", buy new games, update PC's setup and a BMW X6, my favorite car. Housing is also a thing that I need to care while still valuing life (although being very materialistic, I must confess), after all, I'm not a singleton and would like to have privacy and space. Paradoxically, I don't care about bed or clothes. I love sleeping on the floor after almost five years of custom (my bed is now a bookshelf).
 
Money, because my copings are too expensive, even being essentially the same as any incel desire (excluding love, of which I don't feel comfortable or even realize to be possible to buy). I need money to eat some "fancy foods", buy new games, update PC's setup and a BMW X6, my favorite car. Housing is also a thing that I need to care while still valuing life (although being very materialistic, I must confess), after all, I'm not a singleton and would like to have privacy and space. Paradoxically, I don't care about bed or clothes. I love sleeping on the floor after almost five years of custom (my bed is now a bookshelf).
hard to make money though =\ i try to be as frugal as possible
 

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