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Fancy Alcoholic

Fancy Alcoholic

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You see all those normies bragging about how they cook fancy stuffs to feed themselves and their relatives ? Well, not being able to even feed yourself is incel trait.:incel:

I just failed at feeding myself.

I wanted to cook a nice fish plate, but I just had frozen salted cod. As I didn't planned anything, I forgot to defrost it, so I put two of the cods in the microwave oven. It worked well and the fish got at the right temperature in a minute, and all was fine until then as I had prepared most of the ingredients to make breaded fish.:feelsokman:

So I began to cut them fish in pieces and put the pieces in flour, and then cook them in my frying pan, with a bit of oil. After a while it began to smell really good and look on point ngl.:feelsautistic:

So I made a bit of vegetables to go with that and after 10 minutes I had my nice little plate with a rather good looking meal.

BUT

The fucking cod was SALTED cod. I tried to eat one but it was literal torture, pure salt, with an awful taste of raw fish despite the fact that I cooked them.:feelspuke:

All this time, food and effort wasted. I even tried to unsalt it by boiling it 4 times afterward in water, but it didn't work much. Even more ressources wasted. The moral of the story is never try. Next time I will just eat random raw shit, or fast food.:feelsrope:
 
Just buy unsalted cod bro...
 
Just buy unsalted cod bro...
Why do they even sell walted cod ? Imagine, it's just as if they were selling normal steak, and steak with plutonium and neurotoxic liquids on it. What would even be the point ? That's non sense. This only exist to trap random ppl.
 
I screwed up cooking frozen sausage on a stove.
 
You see all those normies bragging about how they cook fancy stuffs to feed themselves and their relatives ? Well, not being able to even feed yourself is incel trait.:incel:

I just failed at feeding myself.

I wanted to cook a nice fish plate, but I just had frozen salted cod. As I didn't planned anything, I forgot to defrost it, so I put two of the cods in the microwave oven. It worked well and the fish got at the right temperature in a minute, and all was fine until then as I had prepared most of the ingredients to make breaded fish.:feelsokman:

So I began to cut them fish in pieces and put the pieces in flour, and then cook them in my frying pan, with a bit of oil. After a while it began to smell really good and look on point ngl.:feelsautistic:

So I made a bit of vegetables to go with that and after 10 minutes I had my nice little plate with a rather good looking meal.

BUT

The fucking cod was SALTED cod. I tried to eat one but it was literal torture, pure salt, with an awful taste of raw fish despite the fact that I cooked them.:feelspuke:

All this time, food and effort wasted. I even tried to unsalt it by boiling it 4 times afterward in water, but it didn't work much. Even more ressources wasted. The moral of the story is never try. Next time I will just eat random raw shit, or fast food.:feelsrope:
I'm bad at cooking too ngl
Good job NTmaxxing with the emojis ITT.
 
You see all those normies bragging about how they cook fancy stuffs to feed themselves and their relatives ? Well, not being able to even feed yourself is incel trait.:incel:

I just failed at feeding myself.

I wanted to cook a nice fish plate, but I just had frozen salted cod. As I didn't planned anything, I forgot to defrost it, so I put two of the cods in the microwave oven. It worked well and the fish got at the right temperature in a minute, and all was fine until then as I had prepared most of the ingredients to make breaded fish.:feelsokman:

So I began to cut them fish in pieces and put the pieces in flour, and then cook them in my frying pan, with a bit of oil. After a while it began to smell really good and look on point ngl.:feelsautistic:

So I made a bit of vegetables to go with that and after 10 minutes I had my nice little plate with a rather good looking meal.

BUT

The fucking cod was SALTED cod. I tried to eat one but it was literal torture, pure salt, with an awful taste of raw fish despite the fact that I cooked them.:feelspuke:

All this time, food and effort wasted. I even tried to unsalt it by boiling it 4 times afterward in water, but it didn't work much. Even more ressources wasted. The moral of the story is never try. Next time I will just eat random raw shit, or fast food.:feelsrope:
Why didn't u soak the cod? Was it bacalhau?
Sounds more like IQpill than blackpill bro
 

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