As you know, I really hate working (not even working as in "doing/creating something", I can do that as hobbies; I mean the social and formal aspect of having to deal with bosses and schedules) and I'm willing do a lot to avoid that. I also have next-to-none inhibition at this point, quite literally nothing left to lose. So I came up with a perfect business idea that ideally should allow a bunch of incels to avoid work and yet make shekels. 
I share this, because it's extremely unlikely that I'll ever use it, since I literally can't find a single real-life friend and at this point would sell my kidneys for a hug from someone who cares, but it's not happening, and because generosity is an element of harmony, so I'll get my good pony points.
The idea is simple: we take a bunch (idk, 4-6?) of incels, put them in a nice house/apartment and record everything, then publish it for norman enjoyment and seize the shekels. If we're really brave, it can take a more scripted format and we'd make a kind of sitcom, but that'd require effort. We also, obviously, should use incels of different subtypes (gymcels, LDARmaxxers, maybe Stormfrontcels, ethniccels etc. ) for that spicy dynamics. How do we fund it? The lazy way would be finding a TV station willing to do all the heavy lifting, but they'd probably steal almost all of our "labor", so let's just do it like proper modern people: crowdfund it and self-publish online.
Advantages: I think affording a house, basic utilities and food with crowdfunding and potentially sponsors is reasonable, so you avoid wagecucking without doing really anything. I'd also consider having fellow incels as flat-/housemates a reward in itself, but you know I'm all about them slumber parties.
Disadvantages: We lose all privacy and basically lolcowmaxx, in that we make money off normans laughing at us, but they do it behind our backs anyway, so we may as well monetize. We'd also need someone to do editing and technical stuff (I think livestreaming random cameras and microphones wouldn't be really watchable). The main problem is actually finding people willing to do it and hitting that first crowdfunding goal, tho I don't think it'd be that difficult (the crowdfunding part). Also, I don't imagine us earning enough for a luxurious lifestyle this way UNLESS it becomes a giant meme (which it could).
I share this, because it's extremely unlikely that I'll ever use it, since I literally can't find a single real-life friend and at this point would sell my kidneys for a hug from someone who cares, but it's not happening, and because generosity is an element of harmony, so I'll get my good pony points. The idea is simple: we take a bunch (idk, 4-6?) of incels, put them in a nice house/apartment and record everything, then publish it for norman enjoyment and seize the shekels. If we're really brave, it can take a more scripted format and we'd make a kind of sitcom, but that'd require effort. We also, obviously, should use incels of different subtypes (gymcels, LDARmaxxers, maybe Stormfrontcels, ethniccels etc. ) for that spicy dynamics.
How do we fund it? The lazy way would be finding a TV station willing to do all the heavy lifting, but they'd probably steal almost all of our "labor", so let's just do it like proper modern people: crowdfund it and self-publish online. Advantages: I think affording a house, basic utilities and food with crowdfunding and potentially sponsors is reasonable, so you avoid wagecucking without doing really anything. I'd also consider having fellow incels as flat-/housemates a reward in itself, but you know I'm all about them slumber parties.
Disadvantages: We lose all privacy and basically lolcowmaxx, in that we make money off normans laughing at us, but they do it behind our backs anyway, so we may as well monetize.
We'd also need someone to do editing and technical stuff (I think livestreaming random cameras and microphones wouldn't be really watchable). The main problem is actually finding people willing to do it and hitting that first crowdfunding goal, tho I don't think it'd be that difficult (the crowdfunding part). Also, I don't imagine us earning enough for a luxurious lifestyle this way UNLESS it becomes a giant meme (which it could).
