LifeFuel In the next life I want to live in Middle Earth

[janoycresva]

When I pass away, I would wish to be reborn into Lord of the Ring's Middle Earth as an Elf, Hobbit or a Wizard (I would honestly be cool with either of these). In fact, if I had one wish, it wouldn't be to break out of inceldom or to have a million bucks but it would be to live a life in Tolkiens world. Anyways, I truly believe that anything that we can think of, we can manifest into reality eventually. So maybe, just maybe, this reality of middle earth, may come true for me in the after life. It's crazy enough that we're here anyways.


Also, I've had enough of this degenerate country. I don't want to watch anymore porn or see these femoids running around in their tight yoga pants. I want a world based on honor, courage and noble values such as in LOTR. A simple life, filled with brotherhood and bond and adventure but also with great peace and quite and comfort in areas such as Rivendale or the Shire.

 

[Zaetheus]

 

[Varys]

You know Tolkien's world had their own version of Asia?

That's where the Blue Wizards were sent (Gandalf's buddies).

I would want to be one of them traveling Asia like Gandalf does with the hobbits.

 

[GetFucked]

You'd be okay with reincarnating as a manlet with a jewfro? I'd take elf or wizard 100% over being a hobbit.

 

[Untermenschcel]

You know Tolkien's world had their own version of Asia?

That's where the Blue Wizards were sent (Gandalf's buddies).

I would want to be one of them traveling Asia like Gandalf does with the hobbits.

 

[Untermenschcel]

OP are you a tolkien Scholarcel as well?

 

[janoycresva]

You know Tolkien's world had their own version of Asia?

That's where the Blue Wizards were sent (Gandalf's buddies).

I would want to be one of them traveling Asia like Gandalf does with the hobbits.

that'd be pretty cool for someone who's into asians but I'm into white femoids.

OP are you a tolkien Scholarcel as well?

no im too low iq to read the books, i just watch the movies and youtube explanation videos on LOTR history.

 

[RageAgainstTDL]

i already live in middle earth and it fucking blows, dont come here

Hypergamy is getting serious even in Middle Earth. JFL if you're a hobbit or dwarf. All our women just want to bang tall handsome humans.

And the humans are all getting cucked by immortal elves and their magic power game. Elven women have gotten so hypergamous only the highest wizards are good enough for them.

If you're a human or elf here you can still get laid pretty easy if you date down to a dwarf or hobbit.

But the whole system is fucked and it's getting worse every year.

 

[janoycresva]

i already live in middle earth and it fucking blows, dont come here

yeah i don't think NZ is all it's made out to be but im talking about actual ME bro

 

[GetFucked]

OP are you a tolkien Scholarcel as well?

I read most of the simarillion, you seriously need dedication to read all of that

 

[Untermenschcel]

I read most of the simarillion, you seriously need dedication to read all of that

Yeah the simarillion is a true piece of artwork but hard as fuck to read

If you're a human or elf here you can still get laid pretty easy if you date down to a dwarf or hobbit.

Elves are for sure the Chads of middle earth and humans the chad lites. I remember all the foids went buck shit crazy over Orlando Chad as Legolas

 

[Firefly]

idk about middle earth.. but you can come live in the middle east if you like

 

[GetFucked]

Yeah the simarillion is a true piece of artwork but hard as fuck to read

Fuckin crazy how Tolkien developed several fictional languages just to build his world.

 

[PectusManletScarCel]

You know we'd all be orcs

 

[ropecel_is_cope]

cope, 5ft giga-dward-chad will fuck your hobbit oneitis, never began for manlets tbh tbh, ngl tbh

 

[janoycresva]

You know we'd all be orcs

dont say that man

 

[IronMike]

If I was an orc I would brutally rape every woman with my 18x10 dong

 

[Untermenschcel]

You know we'd all be orcs

True. We wouldnt even be Uruk-hai

 

[PectusManletScarCel]

True. We wouldnt even be Uruk-hai

*Chad-hai

 

[Deleted member 3291]

If I was an orc I would brutally rape every woman with my 18x10 dong

kuroinu????

 

[SadRealistcel]

You'd be okay with reincarnating as a manlet with a jewfro? I'd take elf or wizard 100% over being a hobbit.

tbh hobbits are the incel of middle earth you don't want any more suffering do you?

 

[PectusManletScarCel]

If I was an orc I would brutally rape every woman with my 18x10 dong

Uruk-hai would have 24x18
Chad-hai

 

[nekomimimodo]

>be hobbit
>get mogged by immortal Chad 6'4 elves on a daily basis

 

[tehgymcel420]

You know Tolkien's world had their own version of Asia?

That's where the Blue Wizards were sent (Gandalf's buddies).

I would want to be one of them traveling Asia like Gandalf does with the hobbits.

And the Haradrim were Tolkien's version of sand niggers.

 

[Deleted member 1410]

warhammer 40k as a chaos plague marine. can't be much torturous as it is now.
or maybe a khornate blood pact member

 

[Deleted member 265]

You know Tolkien's world had their own version of Asia?

That's where the Blue Wizards were sent (Gandalf's buddies).

I would want to be one of them traveling Asia like Gandalf does with the hobbits.

leegend

 

[singularitymaxx]

just get reborn in the muddle ages and you’ll believe in all that shit lol it would be as if it was true - mutant humans would essentially be the globins and animals the monsters. I think today we don’t see the world this way because of all the knowledge and science we’ve accumulated obviously so it’s not as “fantastical” as it was for our ancestors. It’s fantastical in other ways but not in that old school you think you’re in middle earth vibe

If I was an orc I would brutally rape every woman with my 18x10 dong

also this