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In second grade I asked a mayo girl if I could rub Vaseline on her and she said no, told me to put it on my hands and climb to the wall like spiderman

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Clavicus Vile

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Definitely one of my funniest and earliest rejections, also the most innocent one. I remember laughing hard that day.

I was sitting at the table that she was at, and I had Vaseline with me at school for some reason. I asked if I could rub down her arms with it and put it on her face since it would feel nice.

That’s when she laughed at me and told me no and instead to rub it on my hands and feet and climb the walls like spider man. I don’t know why I asked her this tbh.
 
Dude she was totally flirting with you :feelsEhh:
 

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