In my next life I'm going to slay 1000 prime Stacies by age 30

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I was thinking about coming back as a 6'2 billionaire Chad or maybe a 6'1 multi millionaire Tyrone. But then I thought... that would be cheating. It would be life on very easy mode. So I decided that I'm going to come back as an average looking 5'5 Chinese guy who owns a take out restaurant. And I'm still going to slay 1000 prime Stacies before age 30. Wish me luck!!

 

[Guest2]

average looking 5'5 Chinese guy

going to slay 1000 prime Stacies before age 30.

Something just doesn't add up...

 

[Deleted member 16809]

its gonna take a lot of retries but good luck bro

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

average looking 5'5 Chinese guy who owns a take out restaurant

Unless you put GHB in the drinks of your restaurant, it's over.

 

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Something just doesn't add up...

 

[Guest2]

Unless you put GHB in the drinks of your restaurant, it's over.

Roofiemax

 

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its gonna take a lot of retries but good luck bro

I'm in it for the long haul

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

Roofiemax

VanmaXx x RoofiemaXx + DogmaXx - CopemaXx =

I'm in it for the long haul

Long term all the way, all in the Chinese Restaurant.

 

[Deleted member 15752]

Reported to the police, see you in the local federal station.

 

[Guest2]

DogmaXx

Hold on a second there buddy boyo

 

[ihaveno1]

In my next life hopefully i wont be forced to live on shitty planet earth

 

[HighTGymcel]

Copes me

 

[Henry de Montherlant]

Hold on a second there buddy boyo

Mogmachine ngl

 

[Mainländer]

Chinese? I think Mongolian would be a better pick for that.

 

[universallyabhorred]

Copes me

 

[Michael15651]

Good luck, OP. Hope it comes true

 

[Deleted member 677]

Holy fucking cope.