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Story In An Alternate Universe Where @BummerDrummer lives (PART 1 MUST READ)

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It's the 26th of July 2017. There's a man in his 50's walking with slow and steady steps in what looks like a classic American house. It didn't take him long before bumping into a door, he knocks as he stares at the worn out Disney stickers of Hercules and Lightning McQueen which quickly reveal a young man's room who was once a sweet child. The man keeps knocking before eventually shouting "BummerDrummer, are you there?! Hurry Up! your Northern European online girlfriend has arrived to the US and is waiting for you in the dinner room drinking coffee". There you enter the room and witness an elegant body of 5'5 stature and a good amount of fat that indicates the high class nature of this well-fed young man. He's laying on his belly lost in thoughts like always, but make no mistake he's not watching porn or doing any evil acts like masturbation, and we will understand why later


He finally gathers his strength and pumps himself up, looking at the mirror as he always likes to do first in the morning, he involuntarily shouted loudly "what in the actual fuck, i really love being white", before succumbing to silence again as he realizes that such low class words are only for savages not beings like him. He puts on his shirt and jeans and get out of his room, happy, with no care in the world until he pumps into another young man. Light blonde hair, blue eyes, big ears, at first glance you might mistake them together as the same species, but that's because you're simply ignorant and inobservant. It was non-other than his Slav servant that he hunted when he visited Romania with his father to fetch for coal for the Christmas chimney. This encounter triggered him to get yet lost in thoughts again. He remembers how there were savages inhabiting his world back when he was just a kid. They called them "ethnics", and he hated them even though he never understood why, it just naturally came to him due to his excellent instincts. Eventually a big war broke out and drove the majority of those vile beasts to their extinction leaving some men as slaves and the women as fuck-toys. The men were castrated after having their sperm extracted to breed more slaves and to prevent them from ever procreating on their own whim or getting near his white princesses. The men were lumped into a group called "The Ethnic Sissy Squad (ESS)", but the White man is not cruel like the beasts and some ethnics who proved their loyalty could remain alive with their balls intact to masturbate if they please in their free-time, two shining examples are @tehgymcel420 and @gymletethnicel


As he's lost in his thoughts his emotional side pops up like Jack-in-the-box, "But BummerDrummer, what we did to the ethnics over the years is billions of times worse than what they did, how come are they the savages and beasts?", and as soon as he had that thought his logical side did pop up even faster saying, "Ha Ha Ha, you dumbass we brought them technology like the train, we had the right to rape and kill as many as our hearts desire", effortlessly winning the argument which pleased BummerDrummer greatly. His Slav servant was witnessing that moment of beautiful thoughtful philosophy while thinking to himself "Master Bummer really needs to cut on the masturbation these days since his mental state is getting worse", but what does that mentally retarded Slav know? As we mentioned there's no porn or masturbation in this world, especially not for the White man


As BummerDrummer descends on the stairs he meets his father again before getting into the dinner room and meet his angelic girlfriend, which he can't really wait to do. BummerDrummer's father was a 55 years old man who is hailed as a national hero and was given awards by "The institution of Nerdic-Ethnic affairs" for his accomplishments in creating "The Anti-kike faction (AKF)" Which ended the biggest threat plaguing the White race, the Jewish rat. Thanks to him there's no more pornography or degeneracy or any evil since the White race is as pure as milk and the Jews were the ones forcing them to become degenerate savages. Indeed, it was always the Jews' fault, and indeed he was a hero like no other. BummerDrummer wished that someday he will be as "based" as his father, but oh well, a man can only dream. He greets his father with respect and takes a quick notice at his massive bulge in his sweet pants which he hopes isn't a result of doing anything sexual with his Danish-Swedish girlfriend, but he thinks to himself that it's not that bad to get cucked by another White man like him, especially as heroic as his father



BummerDrummer finally approaches the dinner room and is surprised by what he sees, but we will know the reason for his shock in Part 2 of the alternate universe story of @BummerDrummer
 
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Impressive very nice
 
Bummerdrummer is just a white controlled opposition jew and israel lover
 
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looking at the mirror as he always likes to do first in the morning, he involuntarily shouted loudly "what in the actual fuck, i really love being white",
This is literally me every day NGL. Niggers like @incelerated be mad I mog their morning routine :cool:
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Tbh pin this thread
 
The only alternate universe valid for bummerdrummer is he being black
 
heaven's feel bummerdrummer everyone lives HA route true ending!?!?!??!

The only alternate universe valid for bummerdrummer is he being black
gugus me
 
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