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In a perfect world, I'd be able to date a woman like this:

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Taller than me, slender with huge breasts and a pretty face.

In real life though, this kind of girl only likes gigantic brutes and has fucked dudes with cocks the size of my arm.
 
*cough* old and saggy *cough*
 
If you were her looks match, then yea.
 
shukin said:
*cough* old and saggy *cough*

Strongest cope of the century.

She's only 22 and has big breasts that don't sag.
 
her hips looks like reverse kinefelter
 
Akarin said:
her hips looks like reverse kinefelter

Her hips have been caressed by more women's lips than you will ever have the pleasure to taste in your whole life.
 
Incel_Because_Short said:
Strongest cope of the century.

She's only 22 and has big breasts that don't sag.

Only 22?, this is worse than I originally thought. Poor hag must've been though a lot if you know what I mean. Also those tits are fake, make sure you don't squeeze em too hard or they might burst lmao.

I forgot to add, her hips are non-existent, looks brutal  :D :sick:

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Nice standards my man
 
Incel_Because_Short said:
Her hips have been caressed by more women's lips than you will ever have the pleasure to taste in your whole life.

Because she's a prostitute. That doesn't make her any more attractive. Even if she wasn't I wouldn't take her for free.
 
shukin said:
Incel_Because_Short said:
Strongest cope of the century.
She's only 22 and has big breasts that don't sag.
Only 22?, this is worse than I originally thought. Poor hag must've been though a lot if you know what I mean. Also those tits are fake, make sure you don't squeeze em too hard or they might burst lmao.

If she were to ever talk to you or even touch your hand, I guarantee that you'll end up worshipping the ground she walks on.
 
Incel_Because_Short said:
If she were to ever talk to you or even touch your hand, I guarantee that you'll end up worshipping the ground she walks on.

Probably, buddy, but that doesn't say much tbh  ;)
 
Akarin said:
Because she's a prostitute. That doesn't make her any more attractive. Even if she wasn't I wouldn't take her for free.

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In here perfect world you wouldn't exist.
 

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