Crustaciouse
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And I will have spent another year as a kissless virgin. The madness will eventually set in, and make me do something to change that, anything.
Facade said:I don't think it's getting better
Anon said:And we will spend many many more years like this. There is no escape.
CopingGymcel said:Get that new year's kiss ^_^
Seriously though. New year's eve is probably the easiest day of the year to get a kiss, because of the whole count down where people kiss at start of the new year.
Kointo said:I'd be arrested for sexual assault.
CopingGymcel said:You look for girls who are alone right before everyone is about to kiss and approach them.
Kointo said:She'd still try to report me.
CopingGymcel said:You don't kiss her without judging her body language. You don't just walk over there and kiss her.
Kointo said:What do you mean by body language exactly?
CopingGymcel said:Walk over to her, say hi and lightly touch her. If she doesn't mind, touch her some more, if she doesn't mind that, it's on.
Kointo said:If I lightly touched her in the best case scenario she'd say, "Don't touch me you creep!"
CopingGymcel said:You have to take a few chances if you want to get anywhere with women. Those girls who don't have anyone to kiss will be a lot more desperate and they will probably also be drunk, your chance of success goes up quite a bit.
Kointo said:Not gonna risk arrest or rejection.
CopingGymcel said:You're going to stay kissless then.
Kointo said:I couldn't care less about a kiss. Sex or nothing.