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Imagine you woke up as this guy What would you do ?

1. Get all aspects of life into order with my looks halo. Get a high paying job etc becaus those will still be there should I change back
2. Fuck my oneitis and LTR her. Easy because I’m chad and white.
3. Use my attractiveness to help other truecels with blindfolding bait and switch during dates.
 
Post on incels.is and LDAR
 
Have sex with every single crush I've ever had, pretty much it.
 
fuck so many women.
 
Get into a sorority house and go full ER.
 
[quote="It']
Get into a sorority house and go full ER.
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This is the best response thus far.
 
join IMG modeling and get paid 100k per runway walk
 
post my photos here and say that I'm a truecel
 
Get lots of melatonin to have brown hair. Chads with brown hair and blue eyes look best. I would found a harem too of course. I would have 2-3 gf at the same time and they would live with me.


[quote="It']
Get into a sorority house and go full ER.
[/quote]

With that face you don't need guns to get ER, cock is enough.
 
Incessantly post selfies to incels.is, displace zyros as most hated person on the forum
 
kkt6 said:
Incessantly post selfies to incels.is, displace zyros as most hated person on the forum

Lel
 
Become the next incelman so the cycle continues and the balance is restored.
 
Masturbate to myself in the mirror.
 
Go out and get laid. Pretty much it.
 

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