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Nordicel94

Nordicel94

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Let's say you woke up with a HTN face, started swiping Tinder and (somehow) booked a date with a foid.

What would you even talk about? I can't imagine myself in that scenario. My shut in , incel-life has made me so out of touch with humans (especially foids) that I wouldn't be able to carry a conversation, let alone flirt. How do you think you would do?

*Also, would you pay for dinner and drinks in this scenario?
 
I would bring her to McDonalds and light a candle
 
im too nervous to talk to people so it would go bad anyway
 
i would talk about my lonely teen years and anime
 
I'd take her to the mountains and fuck her besides the hiking trails for everyone to watch, cos I'm a 6' 5" tall mascular chad
 
Let's say you woke up with a HTN face, started swiping Tinder and (somehow) booked a date with a foid.

What would you even talk about? I can't imagine myself in that scenario. My shut in , incel-life has made me so out of touch with humans (especially foids) that I wouldn't be able to carry a conversation, let alone flirt. How do you think you would do?

*Also, would you pay for dinner and drinks in this scenario?
probably sperg out about cars.
 
I'd go on a romantic walk with her
 
I have no idea what i'd talk about
 
I just know the whole thing would go horribly
 
At HTN at least it wouldn't matter as much
 
Dates are such a foreign concept to me that i don't even know if this is possible.
 
You talk about fucking then fuck her
 
This kind of stuff isn’t difficult for me. It’s the getting a date part that is impossible.
 
I don't think I would ever used tinder because I'm not a fan of my future girlfriend or wife having been ran through by every Tyrone and chad within 25 miles
 
I don't think I would ever used tinder because I'm not a fan of my future girlfriend or wife having been ran through by every Tyrone and chad within 25 miles
lmao
 
you can just lie or make shit up who cares

dating is a foid thing, males shouldn't take a date seriously
 
This is how I imagine it:
"So what do you do for a living?"
"I'm a nurse, you?"
"Umm..I'm between jobs"
"Okay..."
"So what are your hobbies?"
"I like traveling, make up and going to the gym, what about you?"
"I like ancient languages"
"Okay..."

Then what? Jfl, what do Normies talk about?
 
Dudes that i talked to with my Stacyfish on Tinder usually want to go to:

1. An upcoming Festival (this was suggested by a lot of younger dudes)

2. A walk in the park

3. To a Restaurant

Only one guy of about 50 that i talked to wanted that i meet him at his place.
 
This is how I imagine it:
"So what do you do for a living?"
"I'm a nurse, you?"
"Umm..I'm between jobs"
"Okay..."
"So what are your hobbies?"
"I like traveling, make up and going to the gym, what about you?"
"I like ancient languages"
"Okay..."

Then what? Jfl, what do Normies talk about?
Well i talked to a bunch of Normies in my University.

Most of them are all so fucking weird to me, some actually showed interest in the things that i had to say:

1. Antinatalism
2. Existentialism
3. Cosmology
4. Philosophical Views
5. History
6. Making Satire of everyone and especially politics (my Jestermaxxing)
7. Technology and future prospects

On the other hand everytime I wanted to talk to people there...was nothing. Like legit I wanted to talk to that HTN in my class about where he was in the semester vacation, but apparently he wasnt anywhere and spend most of his free time writing job applications or reading reddit posts.

Then a bunch of other guys had absolutely nothing to talk about, i dont actually know what they even do at all besides learning. A few Chadlites are all talking about girls they fucked, what Video Game or Influencer is relevant and some talked about the sports they do as a hobby: karate, soccer, gym...

The Sub5 dudes all are super liberal for some reason, they talk about therapy and try to hide their obvious porn addiction. They all live with their parents, some do wageslave jobs at a bar or a gas Station.

Unfortunately i rarely got to interact with girls at all over my nearly 4 years of uni but the few ones I listened to in Business Management want to travel, talk about beauty shit and what kind of side hustle they have.

Lots of these chicks are extremly privileged and come from high income households, some richer ones talk about going to the Club and their boyfriends.

We had a few classes in which we talked about ourselves and what will happen in the future...nobody has a single fucking thing to say besides me. The chicks just want to get a high paying job and eventually buy a house (good luck with that lmao) the guys also are just focused on finding an easy but well paying job.

Thats really it, to me personally most Normies are so out of reality they basically appear like Balloons with faces.
 
I dunno i dont have flirting skills at all
Id just listen to her n try to come up with sth funny maybe
Over
 
Well i talked to a bunch of Normies in my University.

Most of them are all so fucking weird to me, some actually showed interest in the things that i had to say:

1. Antinatalism
2. Existentialism
3. Cosmology
4. Philosophical Views
5. History
6. Making Satire of everyone and especially politics (my Jestermaxxing)
7. Technology and future prospects

On the other hand everytime I wanted to talk to people there...was nothing. Like legit I wanted to talk to that HTN in my class about where he was in the semester vacation, but apparently he wasnt anywhere and spend most of his free time writing job applications or reading reddit posts.

Then a bunch of other guys had absolutely nothing to talk about, i dont actually know what they even do at all besides learning. A few Chadlites are all talking about girls they fucked, what Video Game or Influencer is relevant and some talked about the sports they do as a hobby: karate, soccer, gym...

The Sub5 dudes all are super liberal for some reason, they talk about therapy and try to hide their obvious porn addiction. They all live with their parents, some do wageslave jobs at a bar or a gas Station.

Unfortunately i rarely got to interact with girls at all over my nearly 4 years of uni but the few ones I listened to in Business Management want to travel, talk about beauty shit and what kind of side hustle they have.

Lots of these chicks are extremly privileged and come from high income households, some richer ones talk about going to the Club and their boyfriends.

We had a few classes in which we talked about ourselves and what will happen in the future...nobody has a single fucking thing to say besides me. The chicks just want to get a high paying job and eventually buy a house (good luck with that lmao) the guys also are just focused on finding an easy but well paying job.

Thats really it, to me personally most Normies are so out of reality they basically appear like Balloons with faces.

"1. Antinatalism
2. Existentialism
3. Cosmology
4. Philosophical Views
5. History
6. Making Satire of everyone and especially politics (my Jestermaxxing)
7. Technology and future prospects"

Unfortunately these would go over foids' heads like you wouldn't believe.
 

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