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JFL Imagine if GoT Kings and Lords went something like this[Escortcelling thread]

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I don't know how many of you have watched the HBO drama Game of Thrones.

The introduction of one of the incelliest character on that show, Tyrion Lannister, had him literally fuck a bunch of escorts. He's the biggest escortcel in the show, fucking whores at every opportunity on his rich daddy's dime. Kind of reminds me of @PPEcel

Or remember the scene where Robert Baratheon fucks the shit out of multiple whores while having his own brother in law guard the gates.

All this is not too divorced from how mediaeval kings and lords actually behaved

Now imagine if Tyrion Lannister pushed Ros away
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Because he doesn't want to reward a foid just for having a hole:feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha::feelshaha:

Or how about Robert Baratheon staying true to his bitch of a wife because he doesn't want to "simp and cuck" for whores.:feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
Which would actually be extra ironic since his own wife cucked him:feelskek:

Just imagining such dialogue is hilarious
 
He's the biggest escortcel in the show, fucking whores at every opportunity on his rich daddy's dime. Kind of reminds me of @PPEcel
Shots fired
 
damn GoT was such a great show, I still can't believe soys destroyed it
 
damn GoT was such a great show, I still can't believe soys destroyed it
They say the last 2 seasons were bad. But you could see the soyification all the way back to season 5. Soys went apeshit when Jamie raped Cersei. By season 6 it had become a 3 way battle between strong independent whamen
 
This show is extremely soy infested, but whatever floats your boat I guess.
 
what does this have to do with me
 
Robert didn’t bang whores exclusively, and I doubt he paid. Only Tyrion was incel enough to have to pay. Not even being the equivalent of a billionaires son was enough to statusmax. Littlefinger was the best. Got himself some fresh teen puss, was rich, and was pulling all the strings.
 
He paid, they are whores

The average customer of a prostitute is a normie male so your whole "incel enough" criteria does not reflect reality
not really normie in the sense you think
average guy who sees escorts is married and has let his body go, at least in the us
 
average guy who sees escorts is married and has let his body go, at least in the us
1. I'm talking about whores (as in prostitutes on the street or at brothels), not escorts (which is something modern, there weren't really "escorts" in the era that Game of Thrones is depicted to be in)

2. Whether a man lets his body go or not he will still be average if he has "average looks", fitness doesn't matter much anymore, a lot of guys are fit these days
 

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