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JFL Imagine if getting a shower, haircut and other shit worked.

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I would be a Supercalifragilisticexpialidociouseternalsnothergalaxylevelbeyondgigaultrafuckbitchesleftandrightchad
 
A matching hairstyle can make you look better by a few points, I speak from my own experience. A few months ago when my hair was long I looked average, now that they are short I'm ugly. I'll let them grow again and I'll look better.
 
A matching hairstyle can make you look better by a few points, I speak from my own experience. A few months ago when my hair was long I looked average, now that they are short I'm ugly. I'll let them grow again and I'll look better.
You gymcel brah?
 
A matching hairstyle can make you look better by a few points, I speak from my own experience. A few months ago when my hair was long I looked average, now that they are short I'm ugly. I'll let them grow again and I'll look better.
Yeah haircut advice is pretty legit unless you're sub4 and look like a cave troll.
 
if my hair is too long it's "go get a haircut" if its too short then its "your haircut is boring" or "your face looks like a potato" (not fatcel btw)

i need a solid foundation for this shit aka genetics
 
I just got a haircut, now I look even more subhuman.
 
The majority are?
It may be that I am wrong, but in my experience most incels are not that ugly. I would say that most users in incel forums are a 4 or 5 lookswise.
 
I wouldnt be here if it worked
 
I’d be GigaChad
 
Recently grew out my hair and I look like shit
>found picture of myself with shorter hair from a couple of months ago, looked like shit
>but br0
 
Haven't cut my hair in years. Not going to start now. No point in changing oneself to appeal to the enemy.
 
Wow... that'd be amazing. Really if there were any way to attract girls it'd be amazing.

I'd be pleased if everytime I took a shit it went into a girl's mouth.

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I look like garbage whatever the length of my hair is. No hair style can cover my big, misshapen head.
 
I look better with long hair. And that's not saying much
 
A matching hairstyle can make you look better by a few points, I speak from my own experience. A few months ago when my hair was long I looked average, now that they are short I'm ugly. I'll let them grow again and I'll look better.
haircut is just a 1.5-2 point boost at best and that is only if you have top tier hair quality
 
A matching hairstyle can make you look better by a few points, I speak from my own experience. A few months ago when my hair was long I looked average, now that they are short I'm ugly. I'll let them grow again and I'll look better.
lol maybe like a quarter to half point improvement
 
All you have to do is shower, get a haircut and say "Chad Mog, Chad Me" ten times fast and you'll immediatly ascend.
 
Haircut theory works until you turn around.
 
Start now and take growth hormones and testosterone.
Yes, I should really do that. Thanks for the tip.
haircut is just a 1.5-2 point boost at best and that is only if you have top tier hair quality
1.5 to 2 more points are good. A few months ago, when I had my long hair, I was facewise a 5 or 6, since they are short I am more like 4 maybe even 3. Hairstyle can make a big difference.

I am looking forward to seeing that my hair will soon reach my desired length, then I will make a nice hairstyle.
 
I’m not saying taking shower will get you laid but taking a shower is definitely better than not taking a shower. Every small thing you do count even if you can’t see the results.
 
Getting a haircut ruins everything for me. I hate it.
 
Massive cope and it pisses me off. Take that normie shit back to reddit.
A matching stylish hair style can make a big difference to most men, I speak from my own experience.
Getting a haircut ruins everything for me. I hate it.
@Blacktarpill Have you ever tried an undercut? With long hair that looks really cool, I want to do that soon.
 
I drop 2 points when I shave.:feelsautistic:
 
my retarded parents make me get short haircuts and i always look like dogshit after because of my skull shape.
 
my retarded parents make me get short haircuts and i always look like dogshit after because of my skull shape.
How old are you ? Why can not you choose for yourself what kind of hairstyle you want to do? xD
 
That whole "take a shower" shit is so annoyingly patronizing.
 
Everyone always assumes you're dirty and unhygienic if you're sub5. It's just how it is.
 
I do my own hair with a straight razor in the mirror. I'm a deformed sub4. Extreme suicidefuel is part of my regular grooming routine.
 
I took a shower today
I brushed my teeth
I hairstyled my hair (trying to hide my nw tbhtbh)
And of course I left the basement.
The result ? A fucking oldcel honked me!!
I feel raped, trashed and my pride can't take it.
It's so over.
 
Sex would be meaningless then as all males could easily obtain it, except for some minorities that always smell like shit.
 

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