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Imagine having a JB wife...

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Our forefathers had it so good, in older times they were allowed to marry a jb, in fact parents with jb daughters were actually happy to offload their offspring and let a responsible man care for their daughter

Can you imagine what it would be like to have cute young woman sitting in your lap with her arms draped around you? Her soft body pressed against you and a smile on her fresh scrubbed face..............................

"Oh I'm so glad you look after me so well anon, you're so kind and gentle to me, yes I'd be happy to do a few errands everyday to earn my keep, won't you kiss me softly anon?":
Jc

"did I tell you I have a much older sister that doesn't approve of our marriage, she thinks that I'm only a little immature kid but I'm actually smarter and more responsible than her and I am fully in control of my own autonomy, but really anon I think she's just jealous of our love and so so bitter, her attitude is so toxic, it's no wonder people whisper that she's the village witch!":
Sloan


"Yes anon, I'm still young enough to know what unconditional love is":
Milichs daughter
 
That's how my grandma and grandpa met.

There are still plenty of places all over the world that don't care about the age of consent. The only issue is fighting against the guys with the same idea.
 
I bet they have had a long and happy marriage.
She shot out a lot of kids with him and as soon as she turned 23 she left him so she could shoot out more kids with a (1960s equivalent) Tyrone who (I don't remember) and crawled right back to him.
 
I would feed her my penis every morning
 
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I see a lot of these threads on /tv/. You guys aren't wrong but I'm confused.

the models that they post come from places like Russia which are way tougher on things like CP.

What did they mean by this.
 
I see a lot of these threads on /tv/. You guys aren't wrong but I'm confused.

the models that they post come from places like Russia which are way tougher on things like CP.

What did they mean by this.

I've never been on /tv/ but from what I've read the U.S. forced Russia to crack down on any kind of modelling and photography that would be illegal in the U.S. as a clause in a U.S./Russia trade deal, so I'm pretty sure that Russia is now just as tough as any western countries.
 
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It would never happen for me
 
That's how my grandma and grandpa met.
My grandpa was in his mid twenties when he married my grandma who was 14, but we're savages from the middle east so it's not uncommon there.
 
>tfw not a teenager in the 1880s
 
Who cant cook, who cant clean, who is incapable of mature conversation, who cant do shit all
 
Except she will be lusting after Chads her own age and not her pathetic oldcel husband. lmao if you think a significant age difference - around a decade - doesn't matter.
 
Who cant cook, who cant clean, who is incapable of mature conversation, who cant do shit all

You're also describing a lot of older foids, many of them are terrible when it comes to cooking, cleaning and maturity.
 
You're also describing a lot of older foids, many of them are terrible when it comes to cooking, cleaning and maturity.
True but proportionally speaking older foids are more experienced with these things
 
Except she will be lusting after Chads her own age and not her pathetic oldcel husband. lmao if you think a significant age difference - around a decade - doesn't matter.

Older men had a lot more SMV in the past, especially for younger girls.
 
Older men had a lot more SMV in the past, especially for younger girls.


Higher SMV doesn't necessarily mean raw unadulterated sexual attraction. Do you really think if you somehow got a JB wife as a late twenties+ oldcel she will like YOU and not some Chad at her school/social circle? The guys her age don't even need to be Chads for her to strongly want to cuck you with them. Age matters, whether you like it or not. Normies especially are ultra sensitive to age, which is why you almost never see anyone in a social circle who is more than 5 years older/younger than the rest of the group. I have NEVER seen a guy in his 30s hang out with guys in their mid twenties or younger, not ONCE.

I'm the only person I know who isn't sensitive to age at all. I actually strongly dislike people around my age group and hang out with my teenage cousins when I get to see them once every several months. I wouldn't even mind hanging out with men in their 40s if they played video games or talked about stuff I read and know about. Guys my age? Absolutely not.
 
I've never been on /tv/ but from what I've read the U.S. forced Russia to crack down on any kind of modelling and photography that would be illegal in the U.S. as a clause in a U.S./Russia trade deal, so I'm pretty sure that Russia is now just as tough as any western countries.
The United cucks of America think that they control the world.
 
she wont be attracted to you OP
 
"Do you like my body anon? I know you appreciate my youthful radiance more than any boys my own age can, it's ok to like me like that anon <3, I'm not going to judge you":
Straw dogs
 
No curves no deal
 
Our forefathers had it so good, in older times they were allowed to marry a jb, in fact parents with jb daughters were actually happy to offload their offspring and let a responsible man care for their daughter

Can you imagine what it would be like to have cute young woman sitting in your lap with her arms draped around you? Her soft body pressed against you and a smile on her fresh scrubbed face..............................

"Oh I'm so glad you look after me so well anon, you're so kind and gentle to me, yes I'd be happy to do a few errands everyday to earn my keep, won't you kiss me softly anon?":
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"did I tell you I have a much older sister that doesn't approve of our marriage, she thinks that I'm only a little immature kid but I'm actually smarter and more responsible than her and I am fully in control of my own autonomy, but really anon I think she's just jealous of our love and so so bitter, her attitude is so toxic, it's no wonder people whisper that she's the village witch!":
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"Yes anon, I'm still young enough to know what unconditional love is":
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Fuck you man I am in tears :cryfeels::cryfeels:
 
never gonna happen
 
"what would you like to do today anon? Would you like it if I dress up as a sexy little Christmas elf for you?":

Natalie
 
OP is a sadist.
 
"why yes, I'd luv to have coffee & pie with you <3"
Taxi Driver 11 embed

OP is a sadist.

I'm just a person of simple taste that just wants to imagine what it would be like to love & be loved by a human female that hasn't been corrupted and made bitter by the world. I know that I'll never experience this in the current world we live in, but I can at least dream.
 
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Op on FBI watchlist.
 
There's not but. It's all that matters.
Women are children.
Women are women. They just have childish qualities I mean we probably have even more childish qualities.
 
Women are children both mentally and physically.

Get b&, whiteknight redditor.
If women are children physically then why do they have boobies?

JBs are retards. No one wants to be married to a retard.
 
If women are children physically then why do they have boobies?

JBs are retards. No one wants to be married to a retard.
A 13 year old boy can overpower most women. Women even sound like children, they're small in stature, lack muscle mass and have neotenous features. They're trash at physical sports and objectively worse than 13-15 year old boys at pretty much all physical activities.
They rely on men like children.
That's just the physical part. They act like children, they're submissive by nature, they cry and they throw tantrums. They only think about Chad and they don't create anything useful. They just consume and and are handed everything on a plate. They're living in a world built by men and they don't even acknowledge it let alone appreciate it, just like children.
They are children.
 
A 13 year old boy can overpower most women.

Probably more like 15-16

Women even sound like children, they're small in stature, lack muscle mass and have neotenous features.

Some men have this too. Many are incels in fact.

They're trash at physical sports and objectively worse than 13-15 year old boys at pretty much all physical activities.

Im trash at physical sports. Most incels probably are. Either way not being good at sports doesnt make you a biological child.

They rely on men like children.

Not really. I mean we dont change their diapers, feed them, put their clothes on for them, bathe them. Children rely on women not men btw.

That's just the physical part. They act like children, they're submissive by nature, they cry and they throw tantrums.

True but some men throw tantrems. Autists specifically. Many incels are autists. Like I said we (incels) are probably more childish than them.

They only think about Chad and they don't create anything useful.

Most children dont think about chad. They think about playing and cartoons and sweets.

They just consume and and are handed everything on a plate. They're living in a world built by men.
True but doesnt make them biological children kek
 
>Like I said we (incels)
Go back to incelqueers, you little faggot redditor whiteknight.
> Calls me a white knight when he loses argument :feelskek:
> Worships JB's (which is foid worship - against the rules)
 

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